Jay Mohr

Charlie Sheen and his #winning ways are coming to a city near you. And also to Law & Order: Criminal Intent, when Jay Mohr channels the warlock.

According to Deadline, a classic ripped-from-the-headlines episode later this season will star Mohr as a Hollywood celebrity and bad boy, Nyle Brite.

A "rock star" whose every creation turns to gold, Nyle's penchant for cocaine binges and call girls only boosts his career and "lovable rogue" image:

Sounds eerily familiar ...

Eh, we can see Jay Mohr as a poor man's Charlie Sheen.

Basically, look for Law & Order's case of the week to be a hotel room bender ending with porn star the locked in closet, only Capri Anderson dies.

Sounds like a solid episode to us. In other Jay Mohr news, he's a trending topic on Twitter now. We thought April Fools Day was last Friday ...

It was a great New Year's Eve for one new couple.

Las Vegas actress Nikki Cox and unfunny comedian Jay Mohr are officially husband and wife. The pair exchanged vows at the Hotel Bel-Air in Los Angeles on Friday night.

Cox met Mohr in 2004 when he guest-starred on her NBC drama. Mohr, who guest stars on CBS's Ghost Whisperer with Jennifer Love Hewitt, popped the question in February.

For some reason, the actress whose boobs rival those of Victoria Beckham accepted the proposal.

Mohr was previously married to a different model-turned-actress, Nicole Chamberlain, from 1998 to 2004. He seems to be the Kevin Federline of the well-endowed acting world. Can't these ladies do better?

Remember, DJ AM is single.