If you found it hard to locate a bottle of vodka this weekend, it may have been because after her epic, several-month European bender, Lindsay Lohan is back in the States.
Despite her busy schedule of getting hammered in the Hamptons, Lindsay found time to give an interview to E! news in which she opened up for the first time about a short story by James Franco in which Linds is a portrayed as a boozy, foul-mouthed floozy.
Asked about Franco's bizarre work of
nonfiction, Lindsay replied, "If someone wants to do that for their own reasons, there's nothing to say. I'm not in their head. I would never do that. I didn't read it."
The thing clocked in at like 800 words, so we're not exactly shocked that Linds didn't get around to reading it.
What we are surprised by is Lindsay's surprisingly lucid, rational reaction to the now-infamous Lohan sex list leak: