James Franco is a growing star. He's a hot young actor who has starred in Spider-Man among other hits.

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If you found it hard to locate a bottle of vodka this weekend, it may have been because after her epic, several-month European bender, Lindsay Lohan is back in the States.

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

Despite her busy schedule of getting hammered in the Hamptons, Lindsay found time to give an interview to E! news in which she opened up for the first time about a short story by James Franco in which Linds is a portrayed as a boozy, foul-mouthed floozy.

Asked about Franco's bizarre work of nonfiction, Lindsay replied, "If someone wants to do that for their own reasons, there's nothing to say. I'm not in their head. I would never do that. I didn't read it."

The thing clocked in at like 800 words, so we're not exactly shocked that Linds didn't get around to reading it.

What we are surprised by is Lindsay's surprisingly lucid, rational reaction to the now-infamous Lohan sex list leak:

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Say what you want about James Franco (I had sex with him, says Linday Lohan), but the actor is certainly unafraid to challenge himself.

In the acting department. In the Oscar-hosting department. In the hair department.

The actor shared an Instagram photo yesterday morning of his new look, one that includes blonde locks thar Franco admits hearkens back to “late 90s bleach." What do you think of the dye job?

James Franco Blonde Hair

It's unclear whether Franco did this for a new movie or just for kicks, but he's clearly having a blast with the change.

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James Franco's crush on Lana Del Rey is so intense it threatens to consume his deeply poetic soul, but sadly his feelings aren't reciprocated.

But he won't give up! These days, when he's not filling notebooks with tortured free verse about his love for Lana, James employs a method utilized by friend-zoned dudes for generations.

James Franco and Lana Del Rey: Married?!
Are James and Lana married. No, but James really wishes they were.

He posts constant photos of the two of them in hopes that Lana will look at the pics and say, "Aw, we totally make a cute couple. I should bang him."

But just like when Franco seduced that teen on Instagram, the whole thing is blowing up in his face!

Lana's not taking the bait and she's still dating Francesco Carrozzini even though he's totally not famous!

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Justin Bieber may be feeling a little lonely at the moment.

No, not because he isn't with Selena Gomez anymore.

Because many celebrities have spoken out in the 24 hours or so since news broke that Orlando Bloom tried to punch Bieber... and none are exactly taking the singer's side.

From talk show hosts to television stars, uniforms for Team Bieber aren't exactly in danger of being sold out. And these reactions all took place before Bieber sunk to an immature low of releasing a photo of Bloom crying on Instagram.

Scroll around below and see what stars are saying about the Bieber-Bloom blowup:

Jimmy Fallon
"Orlando Bloom apparently threw a punch at Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a nightclub," the Tonight Show host said in his monologue. "Orlando's hand was pretty sore today...You know, from all the high fives he got!"

Now YOU tell us: Whose side are you on in this feud?

 

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If there's one thing James Franco knows, it's ... well... a lot of things.

The guy is an actor, an author, a poet, a graduate school student, sort of a sketchball, possibly a Lindsay Lohan sex partner and most definitely a major selfie taker.

Sometimes, however, selfies snapped by fans of the actor (especially those who posed alongside Franco during his Broadway run in Of Mice and Men) don't come out well - but Franco wants you to know this isn't his fault.

During an appearance on The Tonight Show yesterday, the former Academy Awards host taught Jimmy Fallon a few lessons about taking a proper selfie, pointing out where so many people go so very wrong.

Grab a pen and paper and prepare to take notes as you watch this important clip now:

A lesson NOT covered by Franco? Be sure lightning isn't about to hit the beach just as you set up your phone.

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Over the weekend, Liam Payne posted a photo of himself standing on a boat, nearly naked.

The image was handsome and unexpected, but let's face it: not exactly groundbreaking.

Celebrities from across all industries and genders have been publishing shirtless photos on Instagram for nearly as long as this social media site has been in existence.

The following picture gallery includes singers and actors; models and athletes; and two women who have had sex with Chris Brown!

There's no accounting for taste. But there is accounting for hotness! Click and drool away now, men and women:

Kendall Jenner Topless Selfie
Kendall Jenner posted this selfie to Instagram. As is often the case, she's half-naked.

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To anyone who doubts that James Franco and Lana Del Rey are hooking up, we'd like to present you with exhibits A through E:

James Franco and Lana Del Rey: Married?!
Are James and Lana married. No, but James really wishes they were.

The most telling thing about all of these photos isn't the fact that Lana and James seem like they can't keep their hands off one another.

No, the real giveaway is the fact that all of these pics are on Franco's Instagram page...along with another dozen of so shots of Lana.

No, really: he's got pictures of Lana's Rolling Stone cover, a screen grab from one of her music videos, even a gem in which James poses for a selfie in front of giant Lana poster, which we've included in the gallery above for your being-creeped-out pleasure.

So what does it all mean? Well, most likely it's one of two things: 1. James is banging Lana, or 2. James really, really wishes he was banging Lana.

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Earlier today, Jenny Lewis debuted the music video for "Just One of the Guys," an appropriate song title considering the video features both Kristen Stewart and Anne Hathaway in drag.

For real! The actresses don fake mustaches and everything.

This hardly marks the first time big names have made such a big change in their appearance, however.

Remember when Justin Timberlake dressed as Jessica Simpson? Or Miley Cyrus as Justin Bieber? Or when James Franco posed for Candy Magazine and Channing Tatum went with a long-haired wig?

No? Prepare for some radical alterations to these giant stars and relive their very different looks now: 

Kristen Stewart and Anne Hathaway
Hey, that's Kristen Stewart! And Anne Hathaway! In drag! They are posing for a music video shoot with Jenny Lewis.

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We all know that text messages can sometimes be hilarious. Like when they're sent by mom.

Or if the the characters on Game of Thrones ever learned how to text.

But sometimes it's best to just put your phone away and think twice - nay, three times! - before picking it back up and hitting Send.

Like when you're slamming a famous ex-girlfriend and her untalented lady parts. Or when you're a married professional golfer and you wanna bang a porn star. Or when your name is Anthony Weiner.

Below, THG presents 13 of the most well-known celebrity text message scandals of all-time, with far too many involving penis photos and one too many involving a bloodied, beaten Rihanna:

Justin Bieber vs. Selena Gomez
They've gotten back together and broken up again since, but in January 2014, Justin Bieber allgedly texted Selena Gomez to keep her "talentless [lady part]" away from him.

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Here's one we probably should've seen coming. Two of the most self-important weirdos in entertainment might be hooking up and all we can do is hope that it doesn't result in some sort of mega-hipster baby that pops out of the womb talking about bands you've never heard of. 

Lana Del Rey has been on a tear since ending her engagement to Barrie-James O'Neill and it looks as though - like so many starlets before her - she may have fallen into the Franco trap.

Lana Del rey and James Franco

It's a known fact that Franco will bang anyone not named Lindsay Lohan, so when we see a photo like the one above, we naturally assume that Lana and James are knockin' boots and discoursing on existentialism together.

On the left is Lana's sister, and we have no way of knowing if she's been able to able to escape Franco's magnetic douchiness, but she's not famous, so James probably literally can't see her.

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