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To THG, it feels like 2008 all over again.

To the United Kingdom, most of which had no idea who the hell Heidi Montag was until she showed up on Celebrity Big Brother ... it just feels like 2013.

In any case, Spencer Pratt's wife is up to her old tricks on the hit show, flaunting her hilariously fake boobs and talking about plastic surgery. See clip below:

Yes. Speidi, the gruesome twosome who dominated fake news for so long here in the U.S., currently reside in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Sorry, UK.

It's been quite a run for the married couple, to say the least, and on a recent installment, Heidi Montag opened up about some of her many regrets.

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For whatever reason, there's been a ton of news about former stars of The Hills lately, despite the show being off the air for two years and mostly contrived nonsense.

Anyway, Heidi Montag plastic surgery is today's topic. Amazingly, she regrets it!

  • Mangled
  • Heidi Montag's Old Face

"I would never do it again and I would never recommend it for anyone," Heidi tells Access Hollywood, which somehow interviewed her. "It was  way over my head."

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After she famously underwent 10 procedures in one day, Heidi Montag went on to become the poster child for terrifying, almost laughably bad plastic surgery.

At least she realizes that now. She says she regrets it every day.

“Getting lipo is my biggest regret,” Heidi told In Touch of her least favorite among dozens of body-contouring procedures. “I can’t believe I did this to myself.”

  • Heidi Montag, Breasts
  • GG-iant Boobs
  • Gaunt and Plastic

While Heidi, 25, has worked hard to lessen the dimpling with a strict diet and exercise regimen ... the Heidi Montag pictures above tell you all you need to know.

“I’m so insecure,” the wife of Spencer Pratt (they're still married) says.

Heidi also strongly discourages anyone from going down that road. “Try to lose weight and eat healthily,” she says. “It’s less painful, cheaper and more beneficial.”

Exhibit A: The Hills cast photo below. Look at Heidi's real face and body!

The Hills Cast
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Heidi Montag and her hilarious fake boobs resurfaced for former co-star Kristin Cavallari's baby shower over the weekend in West Hollywood, Calif.

Kristin Cavallari was seen showing off her growing baby bump in a black maxi dress at the event, while Montag flaunted some curves of her own.

Check out the very-natural looking Heidi pictures below:

  • Heidi Montag, Breasts
  • Heidi Montag, Chest

Now broke and living in seclusion with hubs Spencer Pratt, Heidi sightings are few and far between. Such is the case when the 15 minutes expire.

As for Cavallari, she is expecting her first child with fiance Jay Cutler, and she's already talked about having more, even before she gets married.

In any case, one is enough for now, and she's loving pregnancy.

"Had a great day at my baby shower!" she tweeted afterwards.

Will Heidi and Spencer Pratt - who also showed up for the shower, along with his useless sister Stephanie - ever have kids? Probably, and scarily.

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Runaway bride Crystal Harris was called out by Holly Madison for living it up at Wet Republic in Las Vegas just days after dumping Hugh Hefner.

Harris' co-attendee in Sin City, Heidi Montag, also turned heads at the pool party.

Showing off a slender look she reportedly achieved by working out for 14 hours a day, Montag not only looks plastic, but slightly anemic now:

Gaunt and Plastic

Heidi Montag, who had countless plastic surgery procedures done in 2009-10 (we really did lose count), debuted her new "look" at Wet Republic.

"I've been working out from, like, 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now. I've been working out really hard because I had this pool party," she said.

"I was like, I have to be in shape. I was actually a lot overweight. It was the most I've ever been because I've kind of been in hiding eating pie with my husband [Spencer Pratt] and puppies, so I needed to get back in shape."

Botox Barbie says she went from 130 pounds to 103.

"I've been running a lot, and doing weights," the former reality star said. We can see that. It's not like she has any sort of career to take up time.

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The Hills star Heidi Montag sought perfection when she underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day late last year. Safe to say that didn't work out.

"Parts of my body definitely look worse than they did presurgery," she tells Life & Style in the tabloid's new cover story. "This is not what I signed up for."

The Pratt Family

That's just too bad... except that it's EXACTLY WHAT SHE SIGNED UP FOR. You don't go for a routine physical and stumble into this by accident, idiot.

Look what they did to me! Feel sorry for me!

Only Heidi Montag would try to have a plastic surgeon make her into a human Barbie doll, then decide that might have been going a little overboard, then try to play the victim and milk it for even more publicity and money later.

Makes it difficult to feel very sympathetic, we'll be honest.

In the magazine, she details her plastic surgery disaster:

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LMAO. At this point, that's about all we can muster when we see stories about Heidi Montag and her myriad plastic surgery debacles. What a joke.

Just to recap, the reality star underwent countless operations to become the human Barbie doll, all in the name of becoming/remaining a celebrity.

Spencer and Heidi: Photographers

When that didn't work out, The Hills got axed and she went broke, she began working the reverse angle ... milking this "disaster" for sympathy!

There's nothing new about this cover story. NOTHING.

Spare us next week, Life & Style. Every Heidi Montag plastic surgery story has already been done. Wow, she had botched implants? Who knew?! Shocker.

Seriously, revealing her scars? That's the best you've got? We'll jump at the chance to ridicule Mr. and Mrs. Spencer Pratt, but give us SOME material.

Also, nice tease for Prince William, Kate Middleton and “Why They Split.” Last we checked, they got engaged quite recently and remain happily so.

Great work, editors. Virtual pat on the back.

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Heidi Montag, who infamously underwent more than 10 operations in one day, is now sharing the painful memories and emotions of a journey for perfection.

In an ABC Primetime Special titled "Celebrity Plastic Surgery Gone Too Far?" airing last week, the plastic princess said she felt she would "die out of pain!"

"I thought that first night that I came out of the hospital I was going to die out of pain," Heidi Montag recalls now. "I looked like I was hit by a truck."

Heidi Pops Out

We can't believe it either, Heidi. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Montag has now confirmed most, if not all, of her surgeries this year:

  • Nose job
  • Brow lift
  • Chin shaving
  • Back scooped out
  • Ears pinned back
  • Lipo on inner/outer thighs
  • Fat injected into her cheeks
  • Absolutely hilarious, FREAKISHLY GIGANTIC breast implants

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Heidi Montag has married Spencer Pratt a bunch of times, but her true love is plastic surgery, and her secret crush was the man who operated on her.

One of the late Dr. Frank Ryan's close friends, Dawn DaLuise, takes issue with Heidi's claim that he pressured her into her hilarious major makeover.

"I believe she had a crush on him," the celebrity plastic surgeon's pal said. "She was romantically obsessed. She saw him as a night in shining armor."

Plump

WORK DONE: Dr. Frank Ryan did a number. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

To hear Heidi Montag tell it now, Dr. Ryan - who died in a car accident after driving off a cliff in Malibu - wanted the poor thing "to be his Barbie doll."

DaLuise said it was Heidi who made the Barbie comment.

"He sent texts and emails saying she wanted to be Barbie, to look exactly like Barbie," DaLuise said, adding that Ryan tried to talk the plastic surgery addict OUT of getting DDD breasts, a brow lift, a nose job, lipo, butt augmentation, etc.

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Spencer Pratt shaved his beard. Might Heidi Montag bid farewell to her gargantuan breast implants next? According to reports, yes - and not necessarily by choice!

According to a hilarious tabloid report, her size G boobs are literally facing collapse. After losing her bikini in the sea, she allegedly made a frantic call to her surgeon.

Someone might want to tell New Weekly that the doctor who crafted those breasts, Dr. Frank Ryan, is dead now. But we give the gossip rag credit for creativity:

G-Cups

Are Heidi Montag's girls going to literally fall out?

Seriously, this is some of the funniest stuff we've seen in awhile. We can understand the sheer weight of those things giving her back problems, but how would they "collapse" and/or "fall apart" exactly? It makes absolutely no sense.

Oh well. We just hope for more staged wardrobe malfunctions going forward.

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