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Celebrities love plastic surgery. Although in many cases, they probably should have just loved their original appearance more before they got work done.

There are always exceptions, and some stars certainly go more overboard than others. Not everyone is Heidi Montag (thankfully). But by and large?

Plastic is not as fantastic as it seems, people.

Desiring to appear younger, hotter or tighter - whatever you want to call it - is human nature. Getting surgery to make you look like a wax figure of yourself?

Not so much. Not so much at all.

Behold, 25 examples of celebrities who went under the knife in hopes of improving their bodily appearance ... often with unintended, downright scary results:

25 Heinous Celebrity Plastic Surgery Fails
The queen of plastic surgery. It's shocking how different Heidi Montag used to look and how badly this obsession turned out for her.
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Heidi Montag Boob Job!

1. Heidi Montag Boob Job!

The queen of plastic surgery. It's shocking how different Heidi Montag used to look and how badly this obsession turned out for her.


Heidi Montag Nose Job!

2. Heidi Montag Nose Job!

Yup, she had the nose job done too.


Heidi Montag Pre-Boob Job

3. Heidi Montag Pre-Boob Job

Here's a full-length shot before she altered her appearance forever.


The Princess of Plastic Surgery

4. The Princess of Plastic Surgery

And this is what happened. Unreal.


Bristol Palin Before Plastic Surgery

5. Bristol Palin Before Plastic Surgery

Well, before she reportedly had plastic surgery, anyway. You have to admit, she looks different than this now. Very different.


Bristol Palin After Plastic Surgery

6. Bristol Palin After Plastic Surgery

We don't know for a fact that Bristol Palin had plastic surgery. But she looks a lot different in the face nowadays. Just saying.


Alexa Ray Joel

7. Alexa Ray Joel

Astonishingly, that's Alexa Ray Joel on the right AND left.


Michael Jackson Plastic Surgery

8. Michael Jackson Plastic Surgery

Not a lot needs to be said about this freak of nature. But come on, what a crazy dude!


Lindsay Lohan Plastic Surgery?

9. Lindsay Lohan Plastic Surgery?

Did Lindsay Lohan get plastic surgery? Look at these then-and-now pics and decide.


Ashley Horn Plastic Surgery Pics

10. Ashley Horn Plastic Surgery Pics

Ashley Horn shows off her plastic surgery to look like half-sister Lindsay Lohan. That is wrong. Just wrong.


Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery

11. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery

Farrah Abraham's plastic surgery is not exactly a secret.


Plastic Surgery Cover

12. Plastic Surgery Cover

Did Kim Kardashian get plastic surgery? The answer to that question is obvious, according to this tabloid cover story.


Plastic Surgery Addicts

13. Plastic Surgery Addicts

Teen Mom stars Amber Portwood, Jenelle Evans and Maci Bookout are a bunch of plastic surgery addicts. At least according to this tabloid.


Jenelle Evans Before Boob Job

14. Jenelle Evans Before Boob Job

Jenelle Evans poses in a bikini before getting a boob job. What a cute girl ... is something you might think if you didn't know her.


Jenelle Evans' Boob Job

15. Jenelle Evans' Boob Job

Check out the results of Jenelle Evans' boob job ... according to some talented photoshop artists at least. We're not sure if this pic is authentic ... but then again neither is that rack.


Anna Faris Plastic Surgery

16. Anna Faris Plastic Surgery

Anna Faris' lips got a little bigger between 2002 and 2008, don't you think? Is that the only plastic surgery this actress got?


Justin Bieber Fan Plastic Surgery

17. Justin Bieber Fan Plastic Surgery

This Justin Bieber fan got plastic surgery to look like his idol. That is scary, scary stuff.


Nikki Cox: Bad Plastic Surgery

18. Nikki Cox: Bad Plastic Surgery

Good grief, what the hell happened to Nikki Cox's lips? Ick.


Tara Reid: The Plastic Surgery Debacle

19. Tara Reid: The Plastic Surgery Debacle

Yes, she's pretty up front about it. Her chest is pretty up front most of the time, too.


Jessica Simpson Lip Injections

20. Jessica Simpson Lip Injections

Holy crap. Jessica Simpson has looked better. That's as nicely as we can put it.


Lindsay Lohan Lips

21. Lindsay Lohan Lips

They're not small or non-plump. Good grief lady.


Lara Flynn Boyle Photo

22. Lara Flynn Boyle Photo

Lara Flynn Boyle has had some plastic surgery it would appear. That face? Not looking so natural.


Vienna Girardi Nose Job Pic

23. Vienna Girardi Nose Job Pic

Yes, Vienna Girardi got a nose job. Check out the before-and-after shots of the reality star now.


Ashley Tisdale Nose Job Pics

24. Ashley Tisdale Nose Job Pics

Ashley Tisdale has a new nose. Job well done, surgeons. Look at the High School Musical star before and after she got all hacked up. The difference is like so obvious.


Lisa Rinna, Husband

25. Lisa Rinna, Husband

WOW


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Three years after going under the knife to get size-F breast implants (along with nine other plastic surgeries in one day), Heidi Montag decided to undo it.

In the new issue of Us Weekly, she's opening up about the surgery and showing off her brand-new C-cup implants, which do look way more human-like.

Lauren Conrad is still prettier, apparently, because Us put her on the Hills retrospective cover, despite the Heidi Montag plastic surgery angle. Sorry, Heidi.

The Hills Us Weekly Cover

Posing seaside in Santa Barbara, Calif., the blonde unveiled her smaller, more-manageable breasts, which she had redone in a six-hour procedure.

Prior to that, she had suffered a number of health problems, all related to her size-F implants, which she says weighed "about three pounds each."

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Former reality star Heidi Montag recently had her comically fake F-cup breasts reduced to a D-cup. And with that, her latest 15 minutes of fame have expired.

Not before she allowed ET to film it, though. Thank goodness.

Amongst many other plastic surgeries she's had performed, Montag had a second breast augmentation a few years ago to increase to size F cup.

Although she enjoyed the look (for some reason) her watermelon-sized implants caused her serious health issues and forced her to rethink the decision.

"I do regret getting the implants," she told ET. "My new doctor was like, 'You never should've been allowed by the doctor to get implants this big."

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Heidi Montag, who once underwent a staggering 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day before swearing off it, is going back under the knife once more.

This time it's to undo some of the previous damage, however.

Heidi Montag and Brooke Anderson

The Hills star, 27, has been complaining about her size F breasts for years, and with good reason. Most people likely don't even know there is a size F.

An upcoming breast reduction will take them down to a D.

“I just wanna, like, rip them off!” Heidi Montag tells ET.

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To THG, it feels like 2008 all over again.

To the United Kingdom, most of which had no idea who the hell Heidi Montag was until she showed up on Celebrity Big Brother ... it just feels like 2013.

In any case, Spencer Pratt's wife is up to her old tricks on the hit show, flaunting her hilariously fake boobs and talking about plastic surgery. See clip below:

Yes. Speidi, the gruesome twosome who dominated fake news for so long here in the U.S., currently reside in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Sorry, UK.

It's been quite a run for the married couple, to say the least, and on a recent installment, Heidi Montag opened up about some of her many regrets.

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For whatever reason, there's been a ton of news about former stars of The Hills lately, despite the show being off the air for two years and mostly contrived nonsense.

Anyway, Heidi Montag plastic surgery is today's topic. Amazingly, she regrets it!

  • Mangled
  • Heidi Montag's Old Face

"I would never do it again and I would never recommend it for anyone," Heidi tells Access Hollywood, which somehow interviewed her. "It was  way over my head."

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After she famously underwent 10 procedures in one day, Heidi Montag went on to become the poster child for terrifying, almost laughably bad plastic surgery.

At least she realizes that now. She says she regrets it every day.

“Getting lipo is my biggest regret,” Heidi told In Touch of her least favorite among dozens of body-contouring procedures. “I can’t believe I did this to myself.”

  • Heidi Montag, Breasts
  • GG-iant Boobs
  • Gaunt and Plastic

While Heidi, 25, has worked hard to lessen the dimpling with a strict diet and exercise regimen ... the Heidi Montag pictures above tell you all you need to know.

“I’m so insecure,” the wife of Spencer Pratt (they're still married) says.

Heidi also strongly discourages anyone from going down that road. “Try to lose weight and eat healthily,” she says. “It’s less painful, cheaper and more beneficial.”

Exhibit A: The Hills cast photo below. Look at Heidi's real face and body!

The Hills Cast
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Heidi Montag and her hilarious fake boobs resurfaced for former co-star Kristin Cavallari's baby shower over the weekend in West Hollywood, Calif.

Kristin Cavallari was seen showing off her growing baby bump in a black maxi dress at the event, while Montag flaunted some curves of her own.

Check out the very-natural looking Heidi pictures below:

  • Heidi Montag, Breasts
  • Heidi Montag, Chest

Now broke and living in seclusion with hubs Spencer Pratt, Heidi sightings are few and far between. Such is the case when the 15 minutes expire.

As for Cavallari, she is expecting her first child with fiance Jay Cutler, and she's already talked about having more, even before she gets married.

In any case, one is enough for now, and she's loving pregnancy.

"Had a great day at my baby shower!" she tweeted afterwards.

Will Heidi and Spencer Pratt - who also showed up for the shower, along with his useless sister Stephanie - ever have kids? Probably, and scarily.

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Runaway bride Crystal Harris was called out by Holly Madison for living it up at Wet Republic in Las Vegas just days after dumping Hugh Hefner.

Harris' co-attendee in Sin City, Heidi Montag, also turned heads at the pool party.

Showing off a slender look she reportedly achieved by working out for 14 hours a day, Montag not only looks plastic, but slightly anemic now:

Gaunt and Plastic

Heidi Montag, who had countless plastic surgery procedures done in 2009-10 (we really did lose count), debuted her new "look" at Wet Republic.

"I've been working out from, like, 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now. I've been working out really hard because I had this pool party," she said.

"I was like, I have to be in shape. I was actually a lot overweight. It was the most I've ever been because I've kind of been in hiding eating pie with my husband [Spencer Pratt] and puppies, so I needed to get back in shape."

Botox Barbie says she went from 130 pounds to 103.

"I've been running a lot, and doing weights," the former reality star said. We can see that. It's not like she has any sort of career to take up time.

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The Hills star Heidi Montag sought perfection when she underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day late last year. Safe to say that didn't work out.

"Parts of my body definitely look worse than they did presurgery," she tells Life & Style in the tabloid's new cover story. "This is not what I signed up for."

The Pratt Family

That's just too bad... except that it's EXACTLY WHAT SHE SIGNED UP FOR. You don't go for a routine physical and stumble into this by accident, idiot.

Look what they did to me! Feel sorry for me!

Only Heidi Montag would try to have a plastic surgeon make her into a human Barbie doll, then decide that might have been going a little overboard, then try to play the victim and milk it for even more publicity and money later.

Makes it difficult to feel very sympathetic, we'll be honest.

In the magazine, she details her plastic surgery disaster:

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