Chris Crocker is a big Britney Spears fan. We were also pretty sure Chris Crocker was a dude from the start, but it could have stood for...
Chris Crocker: Don't Leave Britney Alone!
With a single September YouTube sob-fest, Chris Crocker became an androgynous Internet celebrity. In fact, this teenage Tennessean became a worldwide sensation and was pretty much the only thing people talked about the day after Britney Spears' infamous VMA performance (or implosion, more accurately).
But while Chris Crocker became famous to his YouTube appeal for celebrity gossip sites to "Leave Britney Alone!" - his opinion has changed in light of Britney's meltdown last Thursday and Friday.
Crock-Blocked: Chris Crocker Negged at Hyde
Apparently Hyde still has some standards.
Effeminate Britney Spears fan and YouTube "celebrity" Chris Crocker went to the famed Hollywood hot spot last night to celebrate his 20th birthday - but his 15 minutes of fame appear to be the only thing extinguished on this eve.
Celebrity Look-Alikes, Vol. 41: Chris Crocker, Heidi Montag
They're blonde. They're everywhere. They're really annoying. They love them some celebrity news... if it involves them, especially. They're famous thanks to someone else (Lauren Conrad and Britney Spears, respectively).
If there were ever more appropriate celebrity look-alikes (and think-alikes) than YouTube star Chris Crocker (right) and The Hills star Heidi Montag (left), well, we certainly don't know who that would be. Check out our comparison ...
Britney Spears: Not Amused By Chris Crocker
Thanks to his passionate, tearful and unintentionally hilarious appeal for celebrity gossip sites and people in general to back off Britney Spears (!), nut job Chris Crocker quickly became one of the train wreck singer's best-known fans.
The feeling is not mutual.
The Apocalypse Cometh: Chris Crocker Inks TV Deal
Next thing you know, the seas will start boiling, pigs will fly, Heidi Montag will stop begging for attention and OJ Simpson will be elected President.
The above scenarios don't seem all that far fetched now that Chris Crocker, the 19-year-old Tennessean and MySpace/YouTube sensation, has a TV deal.
Chris Crocker Interviewed on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Seth Green Parodies Chris Crocker on MySpace
Yes, most of the online community has moved on, and now it's time to take cheap shots at the random-ass loons we only know exist because of her - namely her most famous Internet defender: Chris Crocker.