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Chris Crocker is a big Britney Spears fan. We were also pretty sure Chris Crocker was a dude from the start, but it could have stood for Christina, and we weren't positive by any means. After all, given some of his (and we use that term loosely) behavior, Crocker could really play for either team if you think about it.
In any case, Chris Crocker became an Internet celebrity in late 2007. Why, you ask? This person made a hilarious, enormously popular YouTube video chastising celebrity gossip websites and publications for lambasting Britney Spears' debacle at the VMAs in September 2007.
Freak.
In light of Britney's meltdown at home in January 2008, however, Chris Crocker is changing his tune, now saying that leaving Brit alone is the last thing we should do, lest she go even more insane. Whatever man.
Gossip
Chris Crocker: Don't Leave Britney Alone! (1/7/2008)
With a single September YouTube sob-fest, Chris Crocker became an androgynous Internet celebrity. In fact, this teenage Tennessean becam...
Crock-Blocked: Chris Crocker Negged at Hyde (12/8/2007)
Apparently Hyde still has some standards. Effeminate Britney Spears fan and YouTube "celebrity" Chris Crocker went to the famed Hollywoo...
Celebrity Look-Alikes, Vol. 41: Chris Crocker, Heidi Montag (10/4/2007)
They're blonde. They're everywhere. They're really annoying. They love them some celebrity news… if it involves them, especially. They're famous thanks to someone else (Lauren Conrad and Britney Spears, respectivel...
October 10th, 2008 12:29 PM
dude, your discusting
October 10th, 2008 12:32 PM
whats wrong with you? if your a dude, you need to stop looking like a chick
its wrong
October 10th, 2008 12:35 PM
you need to stop this right now. what do your parents think? i cant believe that you put them through this. whats wrong with you. you dont even look like speers! your just a wanna be. your nothing
May 3rd, 2009 10:33 PM
Chris is amazing. I think he looks gorgeous! And to me it was pretty obvious he was a dude from the start. I can't believe so many people put in so much effort into hating him, it's really sad and pathetic. If he bothers you so much, IGNORE HIM!
May 10th, 2009 11:13 AM
I love u chriSS:X:X
June 1st, 2009 10:27 AM
u loser get ova it hhaa prick :@
June 1st, 2009 10:28 AM
u prick.:@
July 8th, 2009 11:13 PM
man go fucking die u gay fuck
July 19th, 2009 3:05 AM
Chris could be an Indicator to how much hate and disrespect a lot of people have out there for their fellow man or woman, I sometimes wonder if this is all an experiment to test all of you and your tolerance of people different from you......! IF it is you all failed miserably.............. shadow
December 1st, 2009 2:07 PM
WHY THE HELL YOURE CRYING OVER SOMEONE THAT DOESNT EVEN KNOW YOU. I MEAN SHE PROBABLY KNOWS YOU NOW CAUSE YOUR ASS WAS ALL OVER YOU TUBE CRYIN OVER BRITNEY'S CRAZY ASS BUT I DO AGREE THAT THEY WERE ON HER CASE TOO MUCH. BUT SHE DROPPED HER BABY TOO SO I'LL BE ON HER CASE TOO IF I WAS PAPARAZZI