6 Brutally Honest Valentines

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Behold, a half dozen hilarious valentines that convey brutal honestly, rather than idealistic romance. Feel the February 14 magic, slash settling.

1. Options

Options
I love you a lot, but there are also a lot fewer options than there used to be.

2. Hassle

Hassle
Sure, being with you is a hassle. But going back into the dating game is a bigger hassle.

3. Commitment

Commitment
I will stay with you forever ... because it would just crush the kids otherwise.

4. Faithful

Faithful
One partner is all you need when that woman or man is special enough. It's also really hard to juggle more than one of them.

5. Unity

Unity
Being with you is great, if only because being alone is even scarier.

6. Strength

Strength
Together we will be stronger than we could ever be apart. Financially at least.

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