His Royal Highness Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge turns 2 today, an occasion that is most likely lost on the young heir.
Mum’s been giving him swimming lessons at Buckingham Palace, so one’s special day will be no doubt be chock full of splashing in the pool at Anmer Hall in Norfolk, England, rifling through whatever Carole Middleton brought over (bunting, custom cake and the like), and attempting to stuff various paraphernalia up his little sister’s nose.
Though his reign is far off (God willing), let’s imagine what goes on inside the mind of a king-in-waiting ...
- The Duchess Diary
“I will kiss your head, but you must kiss thy hand, spare.”
Hey, at least the Spare gets all of the perks of royal family life but none of the responsibility. Just ask Harry.
“Everything my hand touches…may get crushed.”
Already, this king-in-waiting rules with an iron fist ... kind of.
“What was that? What the hell was that? Don’t just stand there and smile, Catherine. Do something!”
Can't you just imagine him calling the Duchess by her birth name?
“It’s…fine. Thank you.”
“What fresh hell hath this day brought, Catherine?”
Sometimes, being an Heir is in-heir-ently challenging.
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