Behold, 17 unbelievably unsuccessful attempts to be sexy from the Internet. We hope some of these are in jest ... but we're guessing not all of them.
1. Toilet Paper = SO SEDUCTIVE
Nothing will get you fired up than a cute girl posing on the throne with a roll of two-ply.
2. Come Hither
When you're ready come and get it, na na na na ... I'll be STANDING IN THE TOILET.
3. So Wet
Just not the way she intended.
4. Car Wash Fail
Sometimes it's just not meant to be.
5. Going Bananas
If this doesn't turn you on, just wait until he pulls out his other ... never mind.
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