Behold, 17 unbelievably unsuccessful attempts to be sexy from the Internet. We hope some of these are in jest ... but we're guessing not all of them.

Toilet Paper = SO SEDUCTIVE
Nothing will get you fired up than a cute girl posing on the throne with a roll of two-ply.
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