17 Sexy Fails: That's Just WRONG
17 unbelievably unsuccessful attempts to be sexy from the Internet.
1. Toilet Paper = SO SEDUCTIVE
Nothing will get you fired up than a cute girl posing on the throne with a roll of two-ply.
2. Come Hither
When you're ready come and get it, na na na na ... I'll be STANDING IN THE TOILET.
3. So Wet
Just not the way she intended.
4. Car Wash Fail
Sometimes it's just not meant to be.
5. Going Bananas
If this doesn't turn you on, just wait until he pulls out his other ... never mind.
6. Just ...
7. Storm Damage
Nothing screams sexy, strong woman like striking a pose after a natural disaster.
8. Tractor Style
That's dirty, but only in the literal sense.
10. June Shannon
Pretty much always the antithesis of sexy, but never more than right here and now.
11. Miley Cyrus
Not quite as terrible as June Shannon overall, but "Wrecking Ball" didn't really do it for us that way.
12. Role Model
Nothing says sexy like posing for a lingerie selfie with your toddler by your side.
13. Work That Pole
Better luck next time.
14. The Ultimate Turn On
Does my recorder arouse you?
15. Sexy Fat Dude
Admit it. You'd it it.
16. Table Dance
Make it rain.
17. Lucky Kid
Whoever's kid this is, he is either insanely lucky or scarred for life.
Behold, 17 unbelievably unsuccessful attempts to be sexy from the Internet. We hope some of these are in jest ... but we're guessing not all of them.