Daniel Peres: Bemoaning Hayden Christensen

This just in, which made our inbox get that warm and fuzzy with tingles feeling.

I thought your Jossip readers would want to know how [Details editor] Dan Peres spent his afternoon, so i’ll tell you: SCREAMING! about a cover, and while I couldn’t hear much of the conversation, Hayden Christenson’s [sic] name was part of it.

Is the sexually-confused-but-confident Details having trouble booking the sometimes straight lightsaber-wielding Hayden Christensen for a cover? We can’t imagine Danny P. would still be bitching, as the movie is out next month, and we all know how far ahead a monthly books its rundown. Whatever, it’d still be less torture than seeing soon-to-be thrice-a-daddy Kevin Federline on newsstands.

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