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Well... we were wrong.

Horribly, terribly, shocking, disgustingly wrong: there actually is something more disturbing to watch then a grandmother Twerking.

In the following video, Three 6 Mafia rapper DJ Paul films a woman grinding all up on a man’s GIANT beer bully at the Gathering of the Juggalos, a music festival held each year in Thornville, Ohio.

WARNING: This is as gross as it sounds. Watch now... if you dare!

It's pretty much the opposite of this adorable dad coming home from work and Twerking with his daughter.

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There are certain people you never want to see Twerk.

Take this Twerking Grandma, for example. Please. Take her far, far away.

But then there are folks who Twerk up a storm and put a huge smile on your face, such as the father in the following footage, who arrives home, gets out of his car and immediately dances it up with his adorable daughter.

We should all be this happy to see our family at the end of the work day, shouldn't we? Check out the video now:

Totally precious, right?

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There's a lot of stimulating stuff on the world wide Interwebs, but this video of a grandmother twerking on a car is all but guaranteed to turn you on.

To medication or a good psychiatrist.

In most cases, saying something speaks for itself is just an easy way of saying you don't feel like explaining it. But in this case, it's 100 percent true:

There is not a whole lot else to say about this grandma on Vine, except to wonder if she was put up to this or if it was archive footage from Cops.

As far as we can tell, there is no deeper significance to this clip than the obvious fact that it's a woman of advanced age having sex with the air on a car.

Twerking may have officially jumped the shark here, though, if that moment hadn't occurred long ago. What Miley started, grandma just finished.

To cleanse your visual palate, here are great moments in celebrity twerking GIFs that are slightly less likely to scar you for life and give you nightmares ...

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Move over, Florida Man.

Florida Woman has some impressively unique news to make.

WPTV reports that a middle school teacher named Courtney Spruill has been suspended for 15 days because she brought vodka to a party in April for the girls soccer team.

The coach of that team (and a History/Physical Education teacher), Spruill reportedly pulled a Miley Cyrus at the shindig, Twerking up a storm and giving out some Twerking lessons.

She also received a lap dance from a student.

Spruill also drove a student home from the party, with witnesses saying the adult appeared to be drunk at the time.

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We're not sports historians, but our guess is that Michelle Wie is the first U.S. Open champion to celebrate the victory by Twerking to Lil Jon's "Turn Down For What."

Who can blame her, though. It was a golf triumph nearly 10 years in the making.

Having finally met the highest of expectations, Michelle deservedly let loose.

Wie, who turned pro just before turning 16 and sparked criticism by trying to compete against men even before that, won her first career major golf title Sunday.

After shooting a 70 in the final round of the U.S. Open to win by two strokes, the 24-year-old celebrated with friends, like many people her age would.

The party was filled with dancing and drinking out of the championship trophy, and even a little Twerking by the woman of the hour. Check it out above!

Tons more memorable celebrity twerking GIF moments after the jump:

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Now single again after splitting from Casper Smart, Jennifer Lopez is Twerking like a woman possessed in this new teaser for her upcoming album.

The 44-year-old and her backup dancers put all twerkers to shame - or at least on notice - in the one-minute clip below. Is it us or is it hot in here?

This hot teaser is presumably for the next single off her A.K.A album, appropriately titled "Booty." Woman knows how to think up a catchy title.

J. Lo has been famous for her curves, especially her backside and its seven-figure insurance policy, since she first came on the scene way back when.

Wearing black-and-white printed leggings, a bright red crop-top sweater and high-top sneakers, Jenny from the Block starts out acting all nonchalant.

Until the beat drops, that is. Then grab a hat, and hold the f--k onto it. Or grab a piece of a--, as it were. That literally happens up in this piece.

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The glory that is Rihanna Twerking is a sight to behold.

We're talking about a woman who shakes that booty with panache and purpose, anywhere and everywhere, wearing anything or next to nothing.

Miley Cyrus? Amateur hour stuff compared to the pro.

Whether she's grinding on a pole, riding a chair with reckless abandon or just plain having sex with the air, when Rihanna Twerks, she sets the bar high.

Or low, depending on how you look at such things.

Either way, if you were the chair, pole or invisible man in these 11 GIFs and videos, you likely couldn't deal, because this is a girl who knows how to werk it:

Rihanna Twerking HARD
Rihanna Twerks like a woman possessed her new music video for "Pour It Up."

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Kendall Jenner is in Paris for the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding, but she's also got some other things to take care of during her time in the City of Light:

Namely, twerkin' it out!

Kendall claims she posted the above video to celebrate the fact that she's reached 10 million (!) Instagram followers, but really - does she need a reason to twirl around her hotel room and wave to her French fans?

Yes, Kendall Jenner can barely read, but she has both 10 million Instagram followers and French fans.

So to any 18-year-olds who are reading this and wondering how they can live the good life like Kendall: drop out of school and convince your older half-sister to make a sex tape!

That's where the real money is. 

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Miley Cyrus is back to her old Twerking self.

The singer, who has spent weeks recovering from an allergic reaction to doctor-prescribed antibiotics, is out of the hospital and inside a London hotel room.

Ready to restart her Bangerz tour, the artist posted a video to Instagram this weekend of herself dancing crazily and included with it a caption that reads "#imbackmaf*cka."

Cyrus previously uploaded a topless concert video of herself online and has been battling rumors that a drug overdose led to this hospitalization.

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Consider yourselves warned, woman around the world:

Twerking can be a dangerous activity. Especially when there are toddlers in the vicinity.

The following video features Summer Knowlden, a mother who explains that she decided to enter an “online dance off” and “wanted to practice a little” before posting a clip on the Internet.

Which would have been perfectly fine and understandable... if Summer's daughter wasn't waddling around nearby. You can foresee what is about to happen, right?

Fortunately, Summer assures viewers that the child "didn't even cry; she just laid on the ground a little surprised. All is well."

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