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Reports of Amy Winehouse's demise are running wild.

Internet sites have been buzzing for days with reports that the drug-addled singer is on suicide watch. We don't see how that could not be the case, however her spokespeople are trying to put out that celeb gossip fire.

"She's fine," her London rep said, emphatically.

Well, that settles that. We stand corrected. What we were thinking?

The track-marked one met up with her dad for dinner at the Dorchester last night. Amy Winehouse has also been invited to participate in the Quincy Jones tribute album and, her rep confirms, she and pal Mark Ronson are talking it over.

Even if this is a quiet week (relatively) on the Amy Winehouse death watch, just wait until Blake Fielder-Civil gets out of jail. Hold onto your hats.

It's nice to see Amy Winehouse covered in something besides blood.

Lauren Conrad, by contrast, is almost always looking lovely. But here we have the two celebrities wearing the exact same thing! Who would have guessed?

The troubled songstress performed at the Brit Awards in London in the sexy D&G dress, while The Hills star rocked it at an N.Y.C. party a few months later...

Tell us, celebrity fashion fans, who wore it best?

Troubled singer Amy Winehouse faces arrest after allegedly whacking a woman dancer in the face. The dancer had asked to take the star’s picture.

Amy ran off, crying out: "Life can’t go on. I can’t do this any more."

Police were called to the $700-a-ticket End Of Summer Ball in central London, where Amy Winehouse performed, and took a statement from Sherene Flash, the dancer who got laid out by the insane spouse of Blake Fielder-Civil.

Cops are expected to quiz the Back To Black singer again later.

A witness said: "Sherene asked Amy Winehouse if she could take a photo. Amy was OK at first, but when Sherene asked if a friend could get in the shot, Amy lashed out."

Well, obviously.

"She was distressed. There was a lot of grabbing and flashbulbs. She was startled."

Amy is also alleged to have struck the official photographer for Thursday night’s event. The death-defying songstress has got some issues, wouldn't you say?

That's 25,000 pounds, people. With the dollar's weak standing in the world economy these days, that's $45,888 at current foreign exchange rates!

Apparently Amy Winehouse is even more of a mess than we thought, after being hit with this massive bill after vomiting on several designer dresses.

Posh boutique Harvey Nichols lent the dresses to her for appearances and was appalled to see them covered in Amy's previous meals upon their return.

According to the UK's The Mirror, she even wrappred the dresses together, causing the puke to actually turn into mold as well. Yummy.

Says a Mirror source:

"While wearing one of the frocks, [Amy Winehouse] proceed to embark on an all-night bender. She ended up in the loos, where she was violently sick. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty. She eventually couriered them back on Monday, but didn’t wrap them separately. So sick had gone on all the clothes. Even worse, green, furry mould had developed on some gowns, making them unwearable."

And we thought that Blake Fielder-Civil nude pic was gross.

Blake Fielder-Civil has rejected a second chance to leave jail early — after prison bosses said he would have to go straight into rehab when he got out.

They offered to cut his stay at Suffolk’s Edmunds Hill prison by more than two months if he agreed to enter a detox facility. He turned down the deal.

A week ago, Blake was told he would be released if he went to live with his mother, Georgette Fielder-Civil, and agreed to wear an electronic monitor.

He chose to stay behind bars rather than freedom in that case, too.

Mr. & Mrs. Blake Fielder-Civil in happier times.

Last night a friend of Amy Winehouse, Blake's wife, said:

"This will be another blow for her... Blake could have gone to rehab and sorted himself out but would rather see out his sentence in prison. All he wants is a free reign when he leaves, which means living with Amy back in Camden."

Of course, if he is turning down these chances to leave jail and get off the smack, it doesn’t exactly bode well for him and Amy when he does get out.

For now, at least, they are committed to each other. Amy's even been posting pics of Blake Fielder-Civil nude on Facebook. Whatever passes the time.

The headline of this post, along with the ridiculous picture below, pretty much tell you everything you need to know, but we'll elaborate a little.

Troubled singer Amy Winehouse posted this photo – in which a nude Blake Fielder-Civil exposes himself – on her Facebook profile recently.

But Amy, who just celebrated her 25th birthday, will have to wait a little longer to see the real thing as Blake has chosen to remain in prison.

That's right. Rather than accept early release, he'll be staying in the can.

Yes, that's Blake Fielder-Civil nude. Don't ask us about the eye patch.

In his defense, living with one's parents does suck. In order to be granted an early release, Blake Fielder-Civil would have to be under house arrest in the residence of his mother, Georgette, and wear an electronic monitor at all times.

A source told the UK's The Sun: "It was all set for him to be released, but Blake refused to go to anywhere other than Camden. He doesn’t want to go somewhere where he can’t be reunited with Amy and his friends. He’d rather stay inside."

At least he can send her naked photos in the meantime.

Sean Preston Federline is three years old today. We expect the eldest son of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will celebrate by blowing out three candles.

Amy Winehouse turns 25. We expect the British singer will celebrate by blowing at least that many lines of coke. That is, if she even knows what day it is.

For awhile, it looked like both weren't gonna make it until September 14. Fortunately for Sean Preston, Britney has cleaned up her act (and by law can no longer drive a car if he's inside it). As for Winehouse, well... we're praying for her.

Here's a photo tribute to today's celebrity birthdays. Click to enlarge!

Just kidding. We're being at least 100 percent facetious.

At least when she's being mobbed by celebrity gossip photographers, she'd have plenty of objects to break her fall, should she suddenly collapse.

With guitar in hand - and track marks all over her body - troubled singer Amy Winehouse leaves a gig at the Monarch pub in Camden, London, UK.

In case there were any doubt that the wife of Blake Fielder-Civil was taking massive amounts of mind-altering drugs, the photo after the jump should clear that up.

Unless she just fell down or something. Mmm hmm. That's our bet.

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Shocked? We knew you would be.

More details of Amy Winehouse’s hard drug use have emerged after she binged on crystal meth and engaged in a possible-record 36-hour pot marathon.

The singer, 24, suffered two major overdoses, with such bad convulsions that they were “like a scene from The Exorcist,” reports a witness.

What's more, her body is in such frail condition after the repeated drug use that doctors were scared she "may break bones during a fit."

A close pal of Amy’s laid bare the truth – warning her how doctors say one more overdose could probably kill her. The friend revealed:

• Amy Winehouse's first overdose in August last year was from a mix of cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth.
• A-Dubs was advised to see a psychiatrist after displaying “multiple personality traits” that made her a suicide risk.
  
• In July, the wife of Blake Fielder-Civil inhaled an “inhuman” amount of hash that left her vomiting uncontrollably and hallucinating.
  
• Doctors are worried Amy’s brain was damaged by the cannabis overdose – she displayed symptoms associated with schizophrenia.
  

Continue reading this fascinating article in the UK's The Sun ...