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Mitch Winehouse really needs to keep quiet sometimes.

The father of Amy Winehouse recently got his own TV show, which means we'll be hearing even more of his frank observations (if that's possible) going forward.

He revealed on his Living program the real reason behind Amy's most recent trip to hospital. We suggest you stop reading now if you have a weak stomach.

Amy Winehouse's new rack recently sprung a leak. If you just threw up a little in your mouth, we promise that you aren't alone. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

He said: "It wasn't because she had a cold, let's just put it that way. She's fine, she just had a little (Mitch points to his chest) leaky something or other."

Thanks a lot, Mitch. Kate Moss may like to go weeks without eating, but we've grown accustomed to it, and we don't know when we'll be able to again.

Amy Winehouse recently got a boob job. See photographic evidence below.

As usual with Wino, a little is not enough. She wants more plastic surgery.

The troubled star and compulsive personality is so pleased with her new £35,000 boobs, enhanced from a 32B to a 32D last month, she wants to run it back!

That's right, bigger bigger boobs. What's more, she wants "bum" implants.

A source said: "Amy loves her boobs. She can't stop touching them and showing them off. She feels womanly again and wants to be curvy like she used to be. She thinks having another op and bum implants will achieve her dream pin-up look."

Even her dad Mitch can't stop gushing about his new girls.

If it's not one thing, it's another. Remember how she traded in heroin and coke for beer and weed? Okay, that was a positive change. But hopefully, someone stops her short of a plastic surgery addiction like Jordan (Katie Price) and Michael Jackson.

We don't see her supposed gym addiction lasting, either.

We never thought we'd say this out loud, but maybe her being with Blake Fielder-Civil again wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. Dude loves her for who she is at least. So what if he's a junkie felon who can't keep it in his pants!

Amy Winehouse has apparently swapped her obsessions with alcohol, drugs and boning Blake Fielder-Civil for a healthier addiction: working out at the gym.

The singer, who has been "drug-free" for a year (not including lots and lots of marijuana, of course), now spends much of her spare time in her private gym.

Her father, Mitch, said: “Everything at the moment is under control. Sometimes - I’m not talking about Amy - other addictions come after another addiction."

“One of Amy’s positive addictions is she’s got her own gym. She’s there 3-4 hours a day. I mean boy is she fit. Really, really fit. So that’s a positive addiction.

Amy spent several months this year on St. Lucia to escape her demons and "work on her new material," i.e. get plowed off beer and boink Josh Bowman.

FITNESS POSTER CHILD: Amy Winehouse really smoked that last workout!

Mitch credits his girl’s "recovery" (which certainly wasn't evident last week during her award show antics) to her own good ol' fashioned determination.

"She was the one who carried it all the way through and we encourage her any way that we can. But you know, not enough recognition is given to her."

The former taxi-driver and de facto spokesman for the Grammy winner also said Amy had her recent boob job surgery because her boobs were “saggy.”

“I don’t think the boob job was about confidence," he said. "When she lost all that weight, the weight never came back on her boobs, they were saggy."

"So whatever the reason is, she and they look so great now.”

Thanks, Mitch, for commenting. Way, way TMI, but thanks.

She showed up an hour late to present at an awards show, heckled a musical legend and had a foul-mouthed near-dust-up with a recording executive.

Not a bad afternoon for Amy Winehouse.

Organizers at the Q Awards last week paid thousands for the best Grosvenor House Hotel suite to make sure the troubled star arrived to present on time.

It still didn't happen. Nearly an hour late, she finally burst through the doors and wobbled uneasily up to the stage to present an award to The Specials.

Winehouse yelled: "Everyone, I know you've been to these things a million times but The Specials are amazing. Put your hands together for The Specials."

Wino then ran backstage and said to the Mirror (UK) "I'm here now, let's party!" Asked to pose for a pic, she winked: "I'm always up for a quick one!"

Truer words have never been spoken.

BOOB JOB: Amy Winehouse made one of herself last week.

She tore into a recent report that she recently remarried Blake Fielder-Civil, saying flatly "It's not true, babe. We're not married. It's all rumors."

There was no denying her new boob job, though. Good grief.

Amy then took a seat and got stuck into cans of strong Red Stripe lager ... and may have had one too many, because when Robert Plant went on stage to pick up an award, Amy decided to upstage the legendary Led Zeppelin frontman.

Bizarrely, she started chanting "Billy Bragg, Billy Bragg" to everyone's total bemusement. Plant halted his speech as he gazed, confused, into the audience.

Amy refused to pipe down. Later, when a music exec demanded to have a picture taken with her, Winehouse said: "You're a weirdo, why don't you f**k off?"

Just another day in the life of the Wino. We're starting to rethink our recent claim that she will outlive Lindsay Lohan. It's looking like a dead heat now.

Three months after they divorced, the worst fears of the city of London (and wherever else the terrible tandem may grace with its presence) have been confirmed:

Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are back together.

The former junkies have updated their status on Facebook to say they are married again. Blake also wrote: "Can't argue with true love. What's the point?"

While their "marriage" may not be legally true, their intentions to begin swapping bodily fluids and hypodermic needles together again are obvious.

Who can argue with true love, indeed.

The reunion is the latest in a series of ups and downs for the paid, whose marriage ended in July when he was granted a divorce on grounds of Amy's infidelity.

However, the pair kept in contact by email and were reunited after 14 months apart. Blake was released from prison earlier this year and rehab in September.

The outlook for Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil? Hazy. Literally.

Right after Blake got out, Amy's dad Mitch caught them in bed at her home in Hadley Wood, North London. He kicked Blake's ass out, but the pair are thought to have been flirting on Facebook via a page Amy set up for her cat Shirley. Purrrr!

The couple has not been spotted in public together in weeks, and in fact, it was reported that Blake Fielder-Civil was smitten with stripper Lauren McDermott.

Amy was rumored to be dating boxing champion George Foreman's son. We don't know which one, as he many sons, all of whom are named George. Really.

In any case, Amy and Blake have been rendezvousing on the sly of late.

A source said Sunday evening, in light of the Facebook declaration that they are an official item again: "Amy's family, especially Mitch, will be furious."

"They have been so happy with her progress and are terrified that if she gets back together with Blake she will immediately fall back into drugs again."

Yup, pretty much. But it should be entertaining, at least.

Well is a relative term when you're talking about Amy Winehouse, but dad Mitch says she's doing well inside and out – including a recent breast enhancement.

Mitch Winehouse told British TV show This Morning that his daughter is, "Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well." He then paused, smiled and said:

"I shouldn't have said that should I? She looks absolutely fantastic."

Asked if the operation really cost $56,000, as reported by some celebrity gossip sources, he shrugged, "I don't know. I didn't pay for it – that's all I know."

Good approach, Mitch.

It has been a turbulent period for the singer, who is now working on her third album. Supposedly. That's been what she's been saying for like two years.

She has been through a divorce, cleared of assault charges and spent many, many, months in St. Lucia as she sought to get healthy. Again, relative.

Mitch is right. Amy Winehouse looks totally fine to us here.

Mitch said she has been clean for a year, but by that he means free of crack and heroin, as she's been known to smoke weed every day. And drink beer.

"There is no total recovery," Mitch acknowledges. "It's just a recovery. If you look back to where we were just a year ago, we are on a different planet."

Getting rid of Blake Fielder-Civil had to play a part in that.

The elder Wino also addressed Members of Parliament, telling them his family had been fortunate to afford top clinics and doctors for Amy's treatment.

He is making a documentary about families coping with drug problems, and he was imparting some of experiences and anecdotes during his research.

His advice for families coping with addicts? "The best thing we can do for our loved ones who are addicted is to maintain a normal family atmosphere."

Boob jobs never hurt, either.

The year 2009 is pretty much synonymous with celebrity deaths. Okay, that's not true in the least. But you have to admit, there have been a surprising number.

The way Lindsay Lohan is acting lately, one has to wonder if she's trying to become the latest casualty. If Michael Lohan is clued in, it's gotta be getting bad.

You know you have a drinking problem when the only events interrupting your raging partying schedule are court dates for your past DUI infractions. Yeesh.

We've seen this before with Britney Spears, who made a miraculous comeback after spiraling out of control in 2007. Now Lindsay has taken Britney's #2 spot.

The spot behind Amy Winehouse in The Hollywood Gossip's death pool, that is. A-Dubs remains the odds-on favorite, but LiLo's coming on fast and furious!

Given their lifestyles and frail states, Lindsay and Amy are both strong candidates to leave us at any moment. Who do you think will last longer? Vote below!

Lindsay is just 23 and Amy only 26. Both look like they're pushing 45.

Who will live longer?

Amy Winehouse has set the bar pretty low.

Like the relative dancing at the family wedding who you're uncomfortable watching and pray will get off the floor before he face plants, Wino's rare live appearances are sure to make you uncomfortable. You just want them to be over.

So it was for Amy Winehouse on Saturday.

As a backing singer for her 13-year-old goddaughter Dionne Bromfield’s performance of “Mama Said” on the UK's Strictly Come Dancing, she at least didn’t fall over!

Sure, the part-time rapper was wobbly, with a vacant look on her face, and was kind of falling in and out of rhythm with the other singers. But take what you can get.

Here's Wino performing with (awesome) Dionne Bromfield ...

We've seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

We're read a review of the Dustin Diamond Dirty Sanchez video.

We've watched George W. Bush try to pronounce the world "nuclear."

But what follows is the most disturbing footage we've ever witnessed or heard about.

Joining random singer Zalon in a jam session, Amy Winehouse busts into a rap/incoherent set of drug-induced ramblings below. Memorable lines include:

I never knew. I never knew that I, well, I know I'm a Jew. Well, a Jewmaican anyway. If you can smoke bacon, then I reckon that I never knew Zalon was so good at drums. It kind of makes me feel more dumb.

Watch, and remember: you've been warned:

THIS is no longer the scariest image ever produced by Amy Winehouse. Can she sink any lower?

We shudder just thinking about it.

Amy Winehouse is finally producing some new music. Just not hers.

The train wreck is starting her own label called Lioness Records. No word on whether all signed artists must instantly transform into heroin and sex fiends.

According to Wino's official site, "Amy wanted to create a label where she could sign and work with a small roster of artists that she really believed in."

"Lioness symbolises strength, pride and confidence, and will be a place where the artist is given time, space and opportunity to develop and flourish."

Not that she can finish her next album to save her life, but that's not the point. Amy's label's first signing? Her goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield, 13.

Run, Dionne Bromfield. Far, far away.

CE-OH, GOOD LORD: The face of a drug-addled record company executive.

"The first time I heard Dionne sing, I couldn't believe what I was hearing," says Amy, possibly hallucinating or experiencing a traumatizing acid flashback.

"Such an amazing voice. I'm just so proud of her. I'm very lucky to have a record label. I've got all these people I love, and Dionne is my number one."

Blake Fielder-Civil is probably #2. You know she just can't quit him.

We'd say this sounds like a cool endeavor for the troubled star, but we're talking about a person whose "rehab" involves kicking it on a Caribbean island for half a year and getting wasted on just booze and pot instead of crack.

Hopefully her attorney has already started bankruptcy proceedings.