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It’s not every day that a story like this one comes along, and it almost makes up for the fact that Taylor Swift is not banging Karlie Kloss.

According to the New York Post, it’s not enough that Miami was the site of Puff Daddy smacking Drake and Leonardo DiCaprio taking home 20 women over the weekend.

The city also got to play host to a mingling of tongues that hopefully put the CDC on high alert.

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Yes, Paris Hilton and Miley Cyrus reportedly made out at Art Basel Miami while Patrick Schwarzenegger eagerly looked on.

Miley and Patrick have been dating for about a month now, and as far as we can tell, dude is definitely taking full advantage of being involved with one of the world’s wildest celebs:

 

“Miley and Paris were dancing and had a whole bunch of people around them,” recalls one witness. “Patrick was sitting on top of a banquette. He wasn’t participating, but watching and enjoying.”

“All of a sudden, they just started making out, and Patrick was in the middle, cuddling them both. Paris had her arm around Patrick’s waist. Then they all walked out of the club together.”

That “watching and enjoying” part had us hopeful for Patrick’s future, but the way they all left the club together makes it sound like he officially has the diseases. Literally every single disease.