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If you’re one of the human beings who’s not already in awe of Leonardo DiCaprio, prepare for that to change:

DiCaprio was dumped by Toni Garrn back in October, because the 22-year-old model presumably has Internet access and was well aware that she’d long overstayed her welcome in Leo Land.

Between getting dropped like a hot rock and partying with Robin Thicke, it’s been an uncharacteristically humbling couple of months for Leo, but according to legend (or some dudes who were in the same club in South Beach) DiCaprio bounced back in epic fashion last night:

The story goes, Leo was in the VIP partying with Joe Jonas (?!) and about 20 models (of course), when he suddenly up and left…taking all of the models with him!

One appropriately dumbfounded eye witness tells the New York Post:

“He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero. He was overflowing with models everywhere. The Jonas brother looked scared. Like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women. His face was hilarious.”

Eventually, Leonardo DiCaprio will die, and when it happens, hopefully his tombstone will read, “Overflowing with models everywhere.”

Between Leo setting up his mega-orgy and the now-infamous Drake-Puff Daddy slap fight, Miami was apparently filled with glorious sights to behold last night. 

The city hasn’t been this hot since Will Smith immortalized it in song.