Ryan Sweeting and Kaley Cuoco married unexpectedly at the end of last year, leaving many fans concerned that Ryan's favorite qualities in Kaley may be her money and fame.
The photo above is unlikely to make Kaley's army of Instagram followers feel any more confident about his intentions.
Sure, the picture itself is innocent enough: they're at the beach, Kaley's messing around on her phone, and Ryan's sipping some sort of cocktail.
But it's the caption that has some Kaley fans sketched out:
"Literally each of our top priorities," wrote Sweeting.
He's probably joking, but still... he should know by now that when your wife is famous, you can't say on Instagram that booze is your top priority and not expect to catch some flak for it!
It's bad enough that Ryan and Kaley live in the cursed home of Khloe Kardashian, now he's gotta go and make pink girl drinks his top priority?
Bottom line: Kidding or not, it's too early in the relationship for Sweeting to be passing out in a pile of tiny paper umbrellas every night.
You haven't even been married a year, Ryan! You should be enjoying a different kind of sex on the beach! C'mon have you seen your wife!?