Jessica Simpson: Drunk Night Out Caught on Tape!

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Jessica Simpson may have lost 65 pounds as a result of her admirable self-discipline, but that doesn't mean the mother of two has forgotten how to party. 

The Weight Watchers spokeswoman looked more like Messica as she left a Hollywood club last night so hammered she had to be practically carried to her car by fiance Eric Johnson:

Jessica's recent weight loss photos show the singer looking better than ever, but all that dieting has apparently wreaked havoc on her tolerance and made her a lightweight in more ways than one.

When Jess attempts a slurred response to the paparazzo's questions, her entourage ushers her away from the scene, and her driver even delivers an emergency bag of In-N-Out Burger. We should all have such a Drunkenness Response Team!

Of course, if Jess keeps up the habit of boozy benders and late-night fast food binges, she won't be enjoying that trim figure for long. 

Jessica is set to marry Johnson in less than a month, with the ceremony to take place on July 4th. What a time to fall off the diet wagon!

Hopefully, Jessica will get back into fitness mode soon. We've been enjoying the sight of her slimmed-down selfies as much as she's enjoyed posting them. 

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson