Let's just get right to it:
The dog in the following photo looks very much like the male reproductive organ.
So admits the owner of this unnamed canine himself, who posted the picture on imgur and wrote as a simple headline to the image: My dog looks like a hairy black penis.
We mean... it's true, don't you think?
We're not judging.
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