In what may be the most startling news since the announcement that water is wet, Lindsay Lohan was reportedly seen drinking at the Coachella music festival over the weekend.
Worse, she was not just drinking....but drunk!
Okay, sarcasm aside, obviously it was a terrible idea for Lindsay to attend the festival which is basically known two things: Coachella celebrity sightings and tons of readily available party drugs.
We've heard reports that there are also bands and music, but these have yet to be confirmed.
Radar Online reports that a group of concertgoers witnessed Lindsay dancing in the crowd during a set by rapper Kid Cudi, and enjoying the show a little too much.
The sources say Lindsay was clearly drunk and "looked completely out of it."
"She couldn't stand up straight and she was frantically chain-smoking cigarettes," the witness added. "In one of her hands she had a plastic cup with clear liquid in it."
Well, that was probably just water. It's important to stay hydrated while dancing. We hear Linds enjoys her water with a twist and a splash of tonic.
Oh no, wait - other witnesses believe they know just what Lindsay was hiding in her mystery cup.
An onlooker says Linds and her pals were "standing in a cabana, booth-type thing and one of the friends was making regular trips to the bar."
"I overheard the friend order four vodka sodas and when he handed one to Lindsay she started drinking it. She didn't seem to care who saw and none of the group seemed concerned."
At least dump it in a water bottle, Lindsay! If you keep boozing out in the open like that, Oprah might kill you before your liver gets the chance!
More Coachella 2014 pics featuring possibly-wasted celebrities below: