Rachel Uchitel, formerly Tiger Woods' favorite hole (so to speak) is now dating MLB star Bret Boone ... and will be appearing on Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker.
So surprising, and yet so totally not at the same time.
The former Seattle Mariners second baseman, 44, has four children and is separated from his wife. Believe it or not, they separated before he met her.
He hit .266 with 252 dingers and three all-star appearances in 14 big league seasons before rounding third base with Uchitel (we have to assume) this year.
In 2009, Uchitel played an instrumental role in breaking up Woods' marriage to Elin Nordegren. Prior to that, she had an affair with Bones star David Boreanaz.
She's recently divorced herself, from Matt Hahn.
Uchitel gave birth to their first child in May 2012; Hahn and Rachel split soon after and have battled for custody. Meanwhile, she and Boone are "serious."
It's unclear when she filmed it, and when she started dating Bret Boone, but Rache is also going to be on Thursday's Millionaire Matchmaker episode.
Because obviously she is. Girl has a type. Just sayin'.
She's a millionaire, of course, because of an epic settlement barring her from talking about her infamous, intercontinental bonkfest affair with Tiger Woods.
On the Patti Stanger reality series, Rachel Uchitel says her problem is she's a "shredder," a.k.a. she goes through lots of men but "always picks the wrong guys."
Most/all of whom happen to be in relationships.