Over the past few months, both of Scott Disick's parents have passed away.
And, according to the latest issue of Life & Style, these tragedies have inspired Disick and Kourtney Kardashian to "make the ultimate commitment."
They are getting married! In Mexico! Without any family members around.
Indeed, the tabloid alleges that Scott and Kourtney will go in the opposite direction of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, as they prepare to exchange vows far away from cameras and many loved ones.
The tabloid writes that this couple is “planning to get hitched at their friend Joe Francis’ exclusive five-star residence in Punta Mita," in a relatively small scale ceremony some time soon.
Moreover, Kourtney and Scott both held "bachelor and bachelorette parties” in New York City last month, despite not a single paparazzo capturing any of it on videotape.
Kim Kardashian is reportedly peeved that her sister is stealing her "wedding thunder," but we have it on good authority that she can take a deep breath.
Gossip Cop reports that no stag parties of any kind have taken place and that Kourtney and Scott remain in the same place now as they have been for years:
Unmarried, the parents of two cute kids, and seemingly not very happy together.