As you've likely heard by now, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are divorcing, but prefer to use terms like "conscious uncoupling," because, well, they're obnoxious.
While the rest of us may find Chris and Gwyneth's pretentiousness completely nauseating, they have at least one celeb defending their actions.
Cameron Diaz told Extra recently that she's "proud" of her bestie's breakup, adding that she loves the douchey terminology that Gwyneth's been using to describe the split.
"People go separate ways in other aspects of their life and I think it's really brave of them to phrase it that way," Cameron said.
"Leaving as a couple and deciding to stay together as parents and friends - I think it's beautiful."
We don't want to judge Cameron too harshly for what were clearly off-the-cuff remarks, but how does getting divorced count as "leaving as a couple"? Gotta love new age Hollywood speak.
You know, so it's beautiful instead of a sad mess that will probably be wrapped up in court for years.
Can't wait to hear Gwyneth's BS term for "shared custody." Should be good!