For the record, no Justin Bieber sex tape exists. Not at the moment anyway.
But that doesn't mean there isn't footage out there of the singer being felt up on video... only the person doing said feeling is a Miami police officer.
Yes, a video has surfaced of Bieber at the police station not long after he was arrested for DUI and drag racing.
Due to the artist's baggy clothing, the law enforcement official asks Justin to remove his sweatshirt in order to do a proper search. So, yes, Justin Bieber shows off his guns down below, ladies.
But only because a cop is curious if he's actually carrying guns...
Bieber, meanwhile, may very well face felony charges for egging his neighbor's house in Calabasas last month.
We're gonna need to update the following photo gallery considerably at some point. What is the matter with this guy?!?
1. Justin Bieber: Baby Daddy?
In November 2011, Mariah Yeater accused Justin of fathering her child via a one-night quickie. The accusation eventually went away.
2. Justin Bieber Curses Off Fans
He must have been having a bad day. In February 2012, Justin Bieber went off on some fans at Disneyland.
3. Justin Bieber Holds Fake Gun
Yes, the gun was fake. But the controvery for Justin Bieber was very real in September 2012.
4. Justin Bieber Smokes Pot
The first sign of trouble. Justin Bieber was photographed with a joint in his hand in January 2013.
5. Justin Bieber Accused of Bodyguard Assault
Also in very early 2013, Justin Bieber was accused of assaulting a bodyguard who he eventually fired.
6. Justin Bieber Spits at Neighbor
In March 2013, Justin Bieber got into it with his neighbor. A witness says the singer spit in the man's face.
7. Justin Bieber Flips Out in London
The video here says it all. In March 2013, Justin Bieber totally went off on a photographer in London.
8. Justin Bieber Makes Anne Frank Into a Belieber
This was an odd on. In April 2013, Justin Bieber said he hopes Anne Frank would be a fan of his, somehow inserting himself into the history of this iconic individual.
9. Justin Bieber: Speed Freak!
In May 2013, Keyshawn Johnson alllegedly confronted Bieber. He went off on the singer for driving too fast.
10. Justin Bieber: Cheap Skate!
In June 2013, Justin Bieber was banned from a laser tag facility because he didn't pay the bill in full.
11. Justin Bieber Pees in Mop Bucket
Yes, this actually happened. A drunk Justin Bieber peed in a public mop bucket.
12. Justin Bieber Spits at DJ
What's up with Justin Bieber and spitting? He's accused in July 2013 of this gross act when arguing with a DJ in Chicago.
13. Justin Bieber Gets Bloody in The Hamptons
While partying in August 2013, Justin Bieber is accused of orchestrating a bloody parking lot brawl outside a nightclub.
14. Justin Bieber Drinks, Clubs in Texas
Justin Bieber is not 21 years old. Hence the uproar over a night out in Texas in October 2013.
15. Justin Bieber Bangs at a Brothel
In Novmber 2013, Justin Bieber was spotted leaving a brothel in Brazil. Draw your own conclusion!
16. Justin Bieber Steals Bike in Las Vegas
Why did Justin Bieber steal a bicycle in Las Vegas? We wish we know.
17. Justin Bieber: Filmed in Bed!
Justin Bieber clearly slept with some woman in Brazil. She even videotaped the singer while he slept!
18. Justin Bieber Eggs Neighbor's Hom
Justin Bieber kicked off 2014 by egging his neighbor's home. Allegedly, that is, despite clear video proof.
19. Justin Bieber Urinates in Snow
In January 2014, Justin Bieber peed his initials into the Colorado snow while onlookers stared in disbelief. Seems about right for the guy at this point.
20. Justin Bieber Arrested For DUI
Justin Bieber, seen here in his mug shot after being arrested for DUI and drag racing in Miami, keeps on spiraling downward here in early 2014.