The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills took a trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, on last night's episode, because if there's anything they need it's a nice vacation.
Their lives on a regular basis are so demanding and stressful.
The trip taken by the crew on The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Season 1 Episode 3 was in honor of Morgan Stewart and Brendan Fitzpatrick's anniversary.
They've been together for, like, 365 whole days. SO epic.
Why go to Mexico to celebrate? Why wouldn't they? To hear Morgan sum up the popular vacay destination, which is basically a Mexican suburb of L.A."
"I feel like Cabo is a party city where you go with a group of people, get drunk for four days and you never want to go back or have guacamole again."
Well spoken, Morgan Stewart. Well spoken indeed.
After convincing "poor" Roxy to join in, it's on to the private jet headed south of the border. And because the rich kids are not actually kids, they can drink.
Even those who have been cut off by mom and dad.
Of course, "there's not enough tequila in Mexico to make everybody get along," Morgan concludes, and she's right. There is MAJOR DRAMA on this trip.
- Tanning, drinking and booty shaking galore.
- Dorothy, Cooper and EJ Johnson (son of NBA legend Magic Johnson) arrive an hour late for dinner, then have the nerve to text at the table!!!!!???
Okay, that's about it for the drama. But $h!t soon escalates and before long, no one remembers why they were originally fighting in the first place.
Quote of the night: "I understand that it's their anniversary but it's 2013 and we're all very popular," EJ says in response to criticism of texting at dinner.