Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown have set the selfie bar very high for 2014. It's going to be hard to top this effort ... in terms of public nausea induced.
To sum up the image in question, which really speaks for itself: Chris Brown is sticking his tongue out, and Karrueche Tran is sucking on that thing.
Looks like Tran's big plan to spend New Year's with Chris in rehab came to fruition, and the couple made the best of his less than ideal surroundings.
Give her credit for standing by her man through thick and thin ... but come on Karrueche Tran. Just ... who sucks on another human's tongue?!
Putting aside the more obvious questions of who takes a photo of this and who shares said photo on the Internet ... who does this to someone, period?
We suppose the most positive spin we can put on the gnarliest selfie of 2014 so far (and very possibly for the whole year) is that Chris seems happy.
If he becomes the kind of dude who posts disgusting PDA pics with his girlfriend online instead of raging against girls and guys alike? A net positive.
Happy New year!