Sorry, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.
The tabloids have found a different couple to make up rumors about this week.
According to the new issue of Life & Style, John Mayer and Katy Perry have planned a special trip to Hawaii for themselves, their friends and their close family members.
They flew the group of 12 to the island on a private plane, so you know what this could mean: A wedding!!!
“John says all the time that Katy is going to be his wife,” a source tells Life & Style. “He says she just gets him like no one else does.”
And Mayer's Who You Love duet partner feels the same way.
"I am so madly in love with him,” Perry recently said about Mayer. “He’s got a beautiful mind.”
It's unclear what the Hawaiian vacation actually means, of course, or if it even took place.
But "John and Katy greeted all of them with huge smiles and hugs," the magazine alleges of the guests' arrival, adding that Perry "told them she wanted each one of them with her and John in Hawaii and that she loved them all.”
Does this mean wedding bells are about to chime for the artists who started dating in August 2012? Anything is possible.
Including a baby, apparently. Life & Style also screams about that on its latest cover, so there isn't any proof that a bun is anywhere close to Perry's oven.