Milk on a hot day? That's a bad choice.
The origin of San Diego? We all know it involves a female whale's private parts.
About to get into a fight with a rival news team? You want Brick Tamland and his trident on your side.
Indeed, Ron Burgundy is a legend for a reason: he anchors what many consider to be the funniest movie ever made. And almost definitely the most quotable.
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Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
Rob Burgundy: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Well I'm gonna go walk it off. Don't act like you're not impressed!
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? Howâd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; thatâs amazing.Ron Burgundy
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.Ron Burgundy
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means "a whale's vagina."Ron Burgundy [on San Diego]
Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I donât know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.Ron Burgundy [on bicep curls]
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.Ron Burgundy