Milk on a hot day? That's a bad choice.
The origin of San Diego? We all know it involves a female whale's private parts.
About to get into a fight with a rival news team? You want Brick Tamland and his trident on your side.
Indeed, Ron Burgundy is a legend for a reason: he anchors what many consider to be the funniest movie ever made. And almost definitely the most quotable.
Watch Anchorman online to relive the best one-liners, quips, exchanges and insults... then and click through some of our favorite Anchorman quotes now. Don't act like you're not impressed by these...
Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
Rob Burgundy: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Well I'm gonna go walk it off. Don't act like you're not impressed!