16 Gut-Busting Anchorman Quotes

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Does it get any funnier than Anchorman quotes? We're actually asking, people.

Read through some of the lines from what many consider to be the funniest film ever made.

1. You have a MASSIVE erection...

Ron with an erection

Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
Rob Burgundy: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Well I'm gonna go walk it off. Don't act like you're not impressed!

Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection. Rob Burgundy: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm....

2. I’m in a glass case of emotion!

A glass case of emotion

I'm in a glass case of emotion!

Ron Burgundy
I'm in a glass case of emotion!

3. That doesn't make any sense.

Showing off sex panther

Brian Fantana: They’ve done studies, you know. 60 percent of the time, it works every time.
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense.

Brian Fantana: They’ve done studies, you know. 60 percent of the time, it works every time. Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense.

4. What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do...

Impressed by baxter

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that’s amazing.

Ron Burgundy
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that’s amazing.

5. It’s so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.

The wrong drink choice

It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.

Ron Burgundy
It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.

6. It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact.

Yay for suits

It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact.

Champ Kind
It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact.

7. I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Ron with an erection

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Ron Burgundy
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

8. I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

Brick tamland with a trident

I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

Brick Tamland
I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

9. There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

Brick tamland with a trident

There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

Brick Tamland
There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

10. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means...

Yay for suits

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means "a whale's vagina."

Ron Burgundy [on San Diego]
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means "a whale's vagina."

11. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me...

Ron burgundy doing curls

Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

Ron Burgundy [on bicep curls]
Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

12. I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

Anchorman cast pic

I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

Ron Burgundy
I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

13. I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you...

Ron burgundy the legend

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

Ron Burgundy
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

14. I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Anchorman cast pic

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Brick Tamland
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

15. You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?

Ron burgundy photo

You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

Ron Burgundy
You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

16. I love lamp.

Brick tamland pic

I love lamp.

Brick Tamland
I love lamp.

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Anchorman Quotes

Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

Ron Burgundy [on bicep curls]

I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

Ron Burgundy