As previously reported, former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is going on Couples Therapy ... solo. That's ridiculous enough, but it isn't the whole story.
She was supposed to go on the VH1 show with her boyfriend Brian Dawe only he didn't show up to be with her and didn't bother returning her calls or texts.
This all plays out on the first episode of the season, no less!
The Season 4 premiere, which airs January 2, highlighted Farrah Abraham's devastation as she becomes estranged from her boyfriend. With cameras rolling.
The clueless porn star walks into the house without a partner, which obviously raises the question of her validity for being on a show about Couples Therapy.
When the show's therapist, Dr. Jenn Berman, asked Abraham about what went down between Brian and herself, the single mom had no concrete answer.
She says Brian Dawe spoke with her the day before, telling her that he was taking his flight and would see her the next day at the Couples Therapy house.
However, he failed to show up and she was supposedly blindsided.
On the season premiere, Abraham also talks about her infamous past, particularly the sex tape she made with James Deen and her line of sex toys.
Don't call her a porn star, though, 'cause that rumor is outrageous.
"I was involved with somebody who worked in the porn industry, yes I made a sex tape but I am not a porn star," she said, unaware of what a porn star is.
"Yes, I ventured out. I got an offer by a manufacturer to do a sex toy line, that was lucrative and as a business person you take advantage of that time."
"You make products and you run a business, but me, I am not involved in porn, and if anybody is confused about that, then I am sorry for you."
Abraham also says on the show that she met her current boyfriend on her 22nd birthday this year and said that the two have been together for five months.
Also appearing on the show? Taylor Armstrong (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) and John Bluher, and Jon Gosselin (Jon & Kate Plus 8) and Liz Janetta.
Other notables include Ghostface Killah and Kelsey Nykole, and Whitney Mixter and Sada Bettencourt (The Real L Word) ... should be quite the season.
Farrah said she almost broke down talking to her fellow cast members.
"I am like a little embarrassed by it and I am like a little sad," she said, fighting back tears. "I was under the impression that I was coming with a boyfriend."
"I don't know where he is and why he doesn't care, I am in shock."
Somehow she lacks credibility to us. Can't put our finger on why.