Kim Kardashian Insists: I'm Not a Member of The Illuminati!

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Kim Kardashian is many things:

A sex tape star. A waste of very large breasts. The fiancee of Kanye West.

But fashion maven would like to make one thing very clear: she is not a member of The Illuminati!

Brittny Gastineau and Kim Kardashian

Some believe otherwise, however, after Kim wished good friend Brittny Gastineau a happy birthday on Wednesday.

She did so via message (“Happy Birthday to my best friend... We’ve shared soooo many memories over the past years! I love you!”) and also via a collage that appears to invoke the pyramid symbol often associated with this ancient secret society.

Following a slew of comments from those wondering if Kim was part of the sect that was founded in the late 18th century and which opposes superstition, prejudice and religious influence over public life, Kardashian posted a confused response on Twitter.

"What is the illuminate? A religion?… I’m a Christian. A cult?… not into that sorry!" Kim wrote, adding of the image above:

"It had an eye on it, which reminded me of Britt bc her company ‘eye on glam’ & reminds me of against evil eye bracelets we wear. So sorry guys it was just a cool design I saw on one of those IG collage apps.”

So we guess that settles that.

But what is the illuminate, Kim?!? Go pick up a copy of The Da Vinci Code for the answer. If Kanye will allow it, that is.


If your life is not going the way you want it and you would like to change it, If you desire WEALTH, POWER, INFLUENCE, WANT TO BE A STAR, and you want you dreams to come through, then you have the chance to do that, join the illuminati today.,for the better.


People like to spend things like this when you are successful or in the public eye. Some people just stand can't seeing someone more successful than them! Remember the baby stories about beyonce, were there true? No. I don't understand why people are stressing themselves and putting themselves in their business. U should focus on your life and don't care about celebrities stories on the internet


Of course she is. Kanye gave her an interesting black bracelet. They all wear black and white clothing. All if their homes interior decoration carry the same colors. By the way, Kim looks very unhappy. What did she get herself into!


A christian ??? Ha Ha....she must go to the "First-fisting-porn-ho-church-of-our-bretheren " Nice try Nikka-Bait....go lay brick with your ass you swarthy hoedog.


People are claim they're in the Illuminati are just stupid and don't know the true definition of Illuminati. The Illuminati were a group of philosophers and scientist and a group of fucking idiots that stole the name from an actual smart group. And if are apart of it you're not supposed to talk about it. It's a fake group and not real. And I'm tired of hearing about people being a fake group.


she is a charter member of the useless-slutbag-hollywood-n#gger-lover club


Kanye, Jay Z & Beyonce are rumored illuminati members,


Wow what a waste of make up , jewels, and space . When not in use , turn off the juice , ohhhhh wait she already turned her brain off


Christ! You have to be intelligent to be a member of the Illuminati.


true, but kanye asskisser extraordinary!!

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]