Tori Spelling: Katie Holmes is Plastic, Miserable, Can't Sing For S--t!

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Tori Spelling unloads on former friend Katie Holmes in her new memoir Spelling It Like It Is. It's not really clear why she chose to detail all this, but she has.

"Dawson's Creek Katie was exactly what you'd expect," Spelling wrote of meeting Holmes. "She was wearing jeans and a tank top. Her hair was down."

"She was shy but engaging, and altogether pretty adorable."

But a few years later, the Beverly Hills 90210 actress said she got the cold shoulder when they ran into each other at vocal coach Eric Vetro's studio.

"As I sat waiting outside, I heard his prior appointment working with him in the other room. It was some actress singing horribly off-key," Spelling explained.

"That made me feel better. I heard him say goodbye and then the actress walked out of the room," she recalls, and it was none other than Katie Holmes."

"I didn't know whether we should hug or shake hands ... but the signal from her was immediately clear: Don't even come close," Spelling continued.

"I instantly got nervous. We clearly weren't going to catch up on the last 10 years. We certainly weren't going to talk about her husband, Tom Cruise."

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Spelling tried to use "the mommy card," mentioning that she had kids around Suri Cruise's age. Katie didn't seem to know this. Spelling was annoyed.

"Come on. OK, I know you're busy. But don't tell me you don't follow the tabloids. Don't tell me you don't know anything about other celebrities' kids," Tori wrote.

"And then we stood there. She was just plastic. In a perfectly polite way. My pits were drenched. I never sweat ... it was that awkward."

"I thought, I know you're not a robot because you can't sing for s--t."

Soon, though, the anxiety gave way to feeling pity for her peer.

"As my anxiety faded, I just felt sorry for her," Spelling said. "I hadn't expected her to reminisce, but this was a totally different person from the girl I'd met at Trader Vic's."

"I felt sad for her. Those paparazzi photos, the ones where she looks like she's miserable but putting on a happy face? That's what she looked like in person."

Shortly afterward, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorced.

Spelling doesn't just let loose on others. She opens up about her own family troubles, while confirming that the Tori Spelling broke rumors are basically true.

Heck, Dean McDermott can't even afford a vasectomy ...

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Katie Holmes probably has to be sad and plastic from the fear of Tom and Scientology having her stalked and terrorized for the rest of her life. It is sad how Scientology does people as a bad cult. Tom was just booed at the Dodgers game in Los Angeles, and people would have way more respect for him if he dropped the cult weird stuff. He should have chosen Katie over Scientology, and he should research Scientology better in that it is not a good group. Maybe they are nice to him in being a major star, but some of them can only be compared to a Charles Manson nut case cult, and Tom shouldnt tolerate it. Torie Spelling is just being bold enough to point out something that probably is true, and she should have nothing to fear from them, because her dad Aaron was the top TV producer and writer of all time, with the most hit shows.


And yet Tori looks like a constipated pug!


agree but she was married to tommy cruise himself. So don't blame her.


Tori, she was clearly miserable in her marriage. stop bashing her. You love the media attention and what she did was SMART!!!!!! You would of sold any info you obtained by being "Chatty". You do with your own life. What would hold you back. NOTHING.


Now he can with obamacare.


I love her husband . I would suck him dry and lick his small little rasin balls . I'm Abe so my Jewish name says that I'll stiff him not for money but his rectum


I love her husband . I would suck him dry and lick his small little rasin balls . I'm Abe so my Jewish name says that I'll stiff him not for money but his rectum

@ Abe

I had no idea you were Gay! Good for you....the only decent thing about ya!"


I dnt really care for tori. She weird looking for one. N she not cute. I love katie holmes. So wat is she cnt sing. That girl can act her but off. I loved her n the movie mrs tingle. Nand tori cudnt look better than katie on her worse day.


Tori is beautiful

@ g

Tori looks like a modern day female Shrek without the green skin! How's that albino MONGOLOID anywhere near pretty?

@ Yeah Right!

Whew...... That racism is thick today. Good thing we regrouped and got off on the right foot! :)

@ Truth & Lies

That wasn't was observational.

@ g

Oh please...Tori looks like sheep shit in shallow ass water!" Give me a break, Pretty? My Ass!


What a bitch.