Church in Illinois Looks Like Penis from Above: Hehe!

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We're not very mature at The Hollywood Gossip.

We once made an entire article out of Taylor Swift resembling a famous Satanist.

So you can only imagine our reaction when we saw a bird's-eye image from Google Earth of the newly-built Christian Science church in Dixon, Illinois. Because it looks just like male genitalia!

We're sorry... but it does. See for yourself:

Church Resembles Penis

And we can't help but wonder if the owners were aware of this when they came up with the church slogan.

Rising Up?!? Come on. That's just too easy.

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