We're not very mature at The Hollywood Gossip.
We once made an entire article out of Taylor Swift resembling a famous Satanist.
So you can only imagine our reaction when we saw a bird's-eye image from Google Earth of the newly-built Christian Science church in Dixon, Illinois. Because it looks just like male genitalia!
We're sorry... but it does. See for yourself:
And we can't help but wonder if the owners were aware of this when they came up with the church slogan.
Rising Up?!? Come on. That's just too easy.