Church in Illinois Looks Like Penis from Above: Hehe!

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We're not very mature at The Hollywood Gossip.

We once made an entire article out of Taylor Swift resembling a famous Satanist.

So you can only imagine our reaction when we saw a bird's-eye image from Google Earth of the newly-built Christian Science church in Dixon, Illinois. Because it looks just like male genitalia!

We're sorry... but it does. See for yourself:

Church Resembles Penis

And we can't help but wonder if the owners were aware of this when they came up with the church slogan.

Rising Up?!? Come on. That's just too easy.

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america lost it again?

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Call me crazy, but this would be a great opportunity to use this funny moment to start passing out condoms within the church and teach a couples only Safe Sex Ed.....

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that looks more like a turd then a d!ck but im sure 200lb ww everywhere are salivating no ??

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THAT'S TO ATTRACT HOMOS - WHOM SAY - HUUUUM !!! THAT LOOKS YUMMM Y !!!!

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