Did you hear the one about the Polish submarine with a screen door? The solar-powered Polish flashlight?
What about the Polish woman who wants to visit every city in the world and sleep with 100,000 for a total of 20 minutes each? No, really. This one is not a joke.
Meet Ania Lisewska. The 21-year old Warsaw native has reportedly already bedded 258 gentlemen callers from her home nation, but she has her
clitoris sights set much higher.
"I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men," Lisewska says.
"In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill."
Somewhere, Farrah Abraham is cheering Ania on. Learn more about the woman's mission now: