Cher Slams Miley Cyrus for Terrible Dancing, Hellish Body, Poor Dental Hygiene

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Come on, Cher, tell us how you really feel about Miley Cyrus.

With the 20-year old reeling from her split from Liam Hemsworth, and wondering if her fiance cheated on her with Eiza Gonzalez, the veteran artist has gone ahead and slammed Miley for her controversial MTV Video Music Awards performance.

Due to its raunchy nature? Not exactly.

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"I'm not old-fashioned," Cher tells USA Today. "She could have come out naked, and if she'd just rocked the house, I would have said, 'You go, girl.'"

No, what was the problem?

"It just wasn't done well. She can't dance, her body looked like hell, the song wasn't great, one cheek was hanging out. And, chick, don't stick out your tongue if it's coated."

Damn! Oral hygiene shots fired!

Cher, of course, isn't the only celebrity to come down hard on Miley's routine. Some have even referred to it as racist.

But Cher is among the first to focus less on the foam finger-based Twerking and more on the lack of talent involved in the performance.

And to those who discredit Cher's opinion, she says simply:

"I can't spell or do grammar, but I'm smarter and more serious than people think."

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Jaicey-jenn

Ok, really Cher? I never figured you for this generation's version of the old, up-tight, Victorian hag? Aren't you the same ditz who ran around on an aircraft carrier with a tight one-piece riding up your yahoo, flaunting it for a ship full of horny sailors??? It was so damn cheesy! I always thought it was a piss poor song, like most of your music. How about your "masterpiece" where a "seasoned vocalist" such as yourself depends purely on a vocal encoder, in cheesy sentiment filled "do you believe in life after love?" Or let's take it all the way back to the beginning of your career, when you were marginally relevant, where you and Sonny Bono, were already a couple of variety store hacks doing a hack variety show. What was your big hit back then? Oh yeah, "I got you babe," one of the biggest offenses to pop music, your voices then were just as nominal and lackluster as you are today. The only thing you've done that's worth a sh*t is your acting career, and even then you didn't blow my mind or anything special. At best, your movies are about the equivalent of a highly-produced lifetime B movie, I mean, not bad at all, I never starred in any movies or had a nominal singing career, so good for you, and I'm a total sucker for sappy movies, and there's no shame in that. But you actually have no room to talk in your critique of Miley because you were just as bad as her when you were twice her age and yet you scamped around in next to nothing for a boatload of sailors and MADE IT A MUSIC VIDEO ON MTV!! When I was 14 years old, my friends and I didn't want to see some washed up pop star parade around half-naked everyday on our youth-oriented music network, none of us did, yet there you were, so irrelevant and way too old for our personal comfort and we thought you were kinda nasty to be honest, but we tolerated you, yet we had to watch your plastic-surgeried-ass in all of our countdowns, shaking it like some burnt-out burlesque stripper when we wanted to see people our own age that were relevant to us back then! So, next time you think you have some well-measured critique about any young woman who is going through her phases just like you had, try having a little damned class and talk kindly about her, show some empathy and understanding for heaven's sake because you know exactly what it's like to be in her shoes. Just remember, tinsel-britches, the entertainment industry has never been easy in any shape or form and it's only gotten 1000 x's more insane since you came and went so very long ago.
#schooled #dealwithit

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I've been asking all along what that white crap is on Miley's tongue. Now that Cher called her on it, I'd REALLY like to know. Healthy tongues are pinkish Miley, not white!!!

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now thinking about coated tongues. yelck. 8{

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cher is totally right!

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Why are faded pop stars now picking on younger more popular ones? Furthermore Cher used to appear on stage and off looking like a tranny at times practically showing her pubic hairs. She was not exactly a role model for teens. Sorry, I liked her and her music but this is hypocritical.

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@ ivan

Cher hasn't faded, she's semi-retired at her own choice. She has enough money earned with her talent to live the rest of her life without working. And she didn't call Miley on her attire, she called her on her lack of talent. I agree with Cher, Miley's singing was shouting off tune, her gyrating and prancing was hardly talented. Anyone can stand on stage and scream and gyrate. Doesn't take talent to do that!

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@ ivan

Miley started out as a teen pop star that garnered her many young female fans, while Cher did not. Miley does not realize there are still many young girls that watch her material and follow her and she needs to think about what shes putting out there. The point is that Miley started out advertising her music to young girls while Cher did not.

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respect this lady, miley.
SHE IS A WALKING LEGEND.

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Finally, someone famous mentions something I always notice and hate; when famous people stick out their tongues and it's coated. Well, non-famous people do it too, and it's awful, but I expect more from someone doing it for cameras to capture forever. I really just loathe the act in general, of course, but when someone's tongue is discolored... Gags. Scrape it at least if you're going to be disgusting and stick it out. (Hell, scrape it even if you don't. I'm talking to you, world.)

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@ Kats

Selena Gomez and others have done the same thing [sticking out their tonque and nobody cared.

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