Come on, Cher, tell us how you really feel about Miley Cyrus.
With the 20-year old reeling from her split from Liam Hemsworth, and wondering if her fiance cheated on her with Eiza Gonzalez, the veteran artist has gone ahead and slammed Miley for her controversial MTV Video Music Awards performance.
Due to its raunchy nature? Not exactly.
"I'm not old-fashioned," Cher tells USA Today. "She could have come out naked, and if she'd just rocked the house, I would have said, 'You go, girl.'"
No, what was the problem?
"It just wasn't done well. She can't dance, her body looked like hell, the song wasn't great, one cheek was hanging out. And, chick, don't stick out your tongue if it's coated."
Damn! Oral hygiene shots fired!
Cher, of course, isn't the only celebrity to come down hard on Miley's routine. Some have even referred to it as racist.
But Cher is among the first to focus less on the foam finger-based Twerking and more on the lack of talent involved in the performance.
And to those who discredit Cher's opinion, she says simply:
"I can't spell or do grammar, but I'm smarter and more serious than people think."