Man Passes Out Drunk, Wakes Up With No Penis

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Dominican man Geraldo Ramos recently passed out drunk and woke up missing something lost a lot less frequently than one's car keys, wallet or dignity:

His penis.

The 45-year-old has no clue where his penis went, but neighbors told a local TV station that Ramos was attacked by a dog when he was drunk.

Ramos, naturally, has no recollection of this.

The alleged dog, BTW, has not been found.

It's unclear what the next course of action is after this sort of thing happens ... but at least this Arkansas man who lost a testicle to a dog has company.

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