This seems to be the week of strange animal stories. The other day it was the roaming gang of street cats, and today it is a stray dog gone wrong.
Taking in a stray dog is such a selfless act. Giving an animal a home is usually paid back in spades by the adoring love of the new mutt.
And then, sometimes, the dog chews your nuts off.
An Arkansas man, who for obvious reasons wished to remain nameless when recounting his story, found himself in that exact position.
He took in a "small, white, and fluffy" stray dog, slept in the nude, and woke up to discover the dog had eaten one of his testicles.
The man is paralyzed and was awoken due to "burning pain" only to find the dog's muzzle and paws covered in blood. He was treated at St. Bernards (seriously?) Regional Medical Center.
The dog who had been docile in the previous days, was ultimately euthanized and will be tested for rabies.
Moral of the story: Don't sleep naked with a strange dog.