Woman Attacked By Gang of Cats: "Not Zombie Apocalypse"

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We all know that cats aren't the most friendly (just check out this cat's indifference to its owner returning), but this story just confirms what we already believed.

Angry cat

A woman in France was out walking her dog last weekend when all of a sudden a roaming gang of street cats attacked her.

No need for knives in this fight, the cats tore the women's limbs like chicken for salad with their claws. They even nicked an artery. An artery!

The dog, being a typical poodle, was useless and had to be treated for injuries by a local veterinarian.

Is this attack a sign of things to come in feline/human relations?

Absolutely not, says veterinarian behaviorist, Valarie Dramard, "Cats are not the new zombies of the apocalypse. They are (very) simply territorial and unfriendly with unknown species."

I realize that Ms. Dramard is likely an educated expert in this field, but I'm calling BS. For one thing, there are 7,167,819,600+ humans on this Earth right this moment. Hardly an unknown species.

As for the poodle? Well I'm sure there are plenty of those as well.

So what we can logically take from this is that this gang of cats wasn't reacting to an unknown species and therefore is the newest wave in the zombie apocalypse.

You have been warned.

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Yeah fucking right. Unless a cat is cornered/frightened, fighting to protect it's kittens, or has rabies, they don't attack people. Also they don't charge people and attack EVER, even with kittens. Cut your dog bias the fuck out and calm the fuck down. Sure some cats are dick heads, some dogs are too. The difference is, when has a cat ever attacked and killed a person? Oh, never? Yeah, that's fucking right bitch. Dogs have killed many people, even small breeds have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look it the fuck up if you don't believe me. They also have killed members of their own species. When cats fight one another they DON'T kill. They fight until one is wounded or tired and gives up. Sure, the wound might get infected and the cat could die from that. But they don't fight to the death like dogs do. Now, I do love dogs too. I have two of them and they are very well trained. But to believe they are any better than cats is nonsense. Most people who don't like cats don't even dislike them because they're "mean", which most aren't. They dislike them because "oh the cat doesn't worship me and doesnt follow my every command like a slave like dogs do" boo fucking hoo. Pets are friends and family, not minions. Cats show their owners just as much love as dogs when treated right, if not more sometimes. Do you expect your friends to bring you back a ball you threw, walk on a leash, do tricks, or follow commands? Fuck no. So stop treating your pets like you're their master and treat them like you're their friend instead. If they want to learn, go for it! But if they don't leave them the hell alone! Some dogs want to please, even some cats do, but most don't and you should respect that instead of acting like a slave animal is superior to a non slave.

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Cats will fuk you up

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And I'm calling BS to this story. A roaming gang of street cats attacked her? lol... More like her little poodle barked and caused trouble maybe even chasing one until it was cornered or something else happened that she's trying to cover up. Cats are territorial towards smaller animals but they run unless cornered if it's a big creature like a person. Funny picture though. She probably either tried to grab a cat or pull her dog away from a fight with one. A roaming gang of cats attacking her? Horse crap. Lie detector time!

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it was Nicole richie. THE CATS THOUGHT IT WAS A MOUSE!!

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CATS SUCK... JUST LIKE DIRTBAGS THAT LIKE DOGS BETTER THAN PEOPLE !!!! CAN U IMAGINE .... THE FOUL MALFORMED SCUM THAT WOULD HURT PEOPLE IN BEHALF OF ANIMALS ???? WE GOT TO ROUND THEM UP PUT THEM IN THE ZOO WITH THE ANIAMLS THEY COVET -- PREFERABLY AT FEEDING TIME !!!!!

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@ JOY

someone is really bored, dumb ass LMFAO, ppl dont waist your breath with this one