Kris Jenner may have lied about debuting North West on her talk show this week.
But a new report says Kim Kardashian is prepared to give her mother a ratings-based treat: she plans to show off her new and improved post-baby body on an upcoming episode of Kris.
"She wants to show up like Heidi Klum and have everyone marvel at how fast she lost the weight," a source tells Us, adding that Kim has already shed 20 of the 50 pounds she gained during pregnancy.
Moreover, that's why she hasn't been seen in public.
"She won't leave the house until she's thinner," the insider alleges.
Kardashian's body, of course, was the focus of many scathing critiques while pregnant.
She was under fire for packing on so many pounds, with one tabloid claiming she actually gained weight purposefully in order to have more of it to lose.
That way, she would be poised to sign a lucrative magazine deal once that time came ... or so the theory went. We can't vouch for the validity of that story.
But we will be downright shocked if she isn't covering some publication in the near future with a headline that blares HOW KIM GOT HER BIKINI BODY BACK!
Seriously. Bank on it.