Rainn Wilson Misses Flight, EVISCERATES U.S. Airways on Twitter

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Rainn Wilson is not happy.

The man who has delighted us with The Office quotes for nine seasons as Dwight K. Schrute has now provided some classic one-liners of a different note.

Rainn took to Twitter Friday to go absolutely go off on U.S. Airways after he and six other cast members missed their connecting flight to Scranton, Pa.

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This happened after it left before the scheduled departure time. One could say that the airline - in honor of Adele's birthday today - set fire to the Rainn.

"So ‪@USAirways just screwed me & half the cast of The Office," he wrote. "Conctng flight left BEFORE departure time. Sorry Scranton won't see u til tom." ‬

And he wasn't even close to finished.

"I'm going to REALLY enjoy trying to convince 3.5 million twinions not to fly ‪@USAirways b/c of their sh-tty service," the 47-year-old actor went on.

"We're being forced to rent cars and drive to Scranton from Philly. Does the CEO of ‪@USAirways want to join us? I will fondle him angrily." ‬‬

And still, he wasn't close to done.

"The plane was a 20 seater, missing 7 people who had obviously just landed & it leaves 10 minutes EARLY! ‪@USAirways," Wilson Tweeted, incredulously.

"I'm going to take a dump on a ‪@USAirways plane's windshield."

"In the shape of the ‪@Delta logo."‬‬‬

For what it's worth, Rainn did get there by Saturday. He posted a photo on Instagram of a fan's tattoo of his face on her foot writing, "Only in Scranton."

According to WDBJ-TV, thousands attended the show's wrap party in the hardscrabble Pennsylvania city that is home to the show's paper company.

Scranton held a parade, street festival and farewell celebration in honor of Rainn and his co-stars, which is so cool that not even US Airways could ruin it.

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Seattle, Washington
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Rainn Dietrich Wilson