Farrah Abraham's pregnancy test will be coming up negative, James Deen says, and he's not impressed by what he calls her latest publicity stunt.
James is far from pleased by speculation that he got Farrah Abraham pregnant, a rumor that spread after she was seen buying an over-the-counter test.
"To say you're potentially pregnant is not something to joke about," he said.
"When you knowingly involve another human being and craft a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly."
"It's not a game anymore and it's really not cool."
"This is a type of publicity I do not agree with and I do not want to participate in. Joking, lying or using pregnancy to get attention and media is not cool."
The 27-year-old porn star then went on to explain why it would be impossible for Farrah Abraham to get pregnant from their bedroom antics anyway.
We won't spell it out for you, but it's called Backdoor Teen Mom for a reason.
James Deen reiterated that he takes this matter very seriously at work.
"I spoke to the clinic where we both got tested before our scene along with my personal medical doctor regarding the subject," he added.
"However, I'm more concerned that Vivid told me she was on birth control. Had I known she wasn't taking preventive measures I would have never accepted the job."
Indeed, in a recent interview, the MTV star said she was in fact on birth control.
Farrah Abraham? Lying? Not taking responsibility for her actions? Trying to orchestrate elaborate PR stunts to extend her 15 minutes of fame?
We never would have imagined such a thing.