The bikini used in the cover photo of the Farrah Abraham sex tape can be yours, a piece of cinema history courtesy of a hot piece of ... well, you know.
Vivid Entertainment, the porn studio behind the release of Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, has put the bedazzled two-piece up for bids on eBay.
Opening price? A modest $500!
The hilarious listing advertises the Poolside Collection bikini as "used" ... and TMZ reports that you can take that literally. As in it hasn't been washed since.
You may now vomit on cue.
In fact, the piece of swimwear from the infamous bikini photo above shows "overt signs of wear, including fake tan stains and glitter from body lotion."
But, as the listing notes, that just adds to its authenticity.
You could buy a new one for much less, but without the aura. Bid now and you can own "Farrah's bikini ... straight off Farrah's body and into your hands."
So if you have an extra $500 on hand, and can free your hands from other activities involving the Farrah Abraham sex tape, um, go on over to eBay.
Sorry, that was just too easy.