Taylor Swift is apparently scared of ending up alone and in a bathtub.
But based on the singer's take-home in 2012, she really has nothing to worry about. Swift will be able to buy as many trophy husbands as her heart desires.
Parade has come out with its annual What People Earn issue, and it lists Swift as the third-highest paid woman in entertainment (behind Oprah and Britney Spears) She made $57 million last year.
Only Justin Bieber ($55 million) comes close to T. Swizzle, while she totally out-earns such major names as Anne Hathaway ($10 million).
One more salary of note? The Thompsons from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo banked $500,000 in 2012.
Man. That could account for a whole lot of Go-Go Juice.