Pop Tart Gun: Seven-Year-Old Suspended For Chewing Breakfast Into Pistol

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A Maryland father claims that his seven-year-old son was suspended from school for chewing a breakfast Pop Tart into what appeared to be a gun.

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    IF SOME SCHOOL WORKER TRIED THAT WITH MY KID , I BREAK THEIR GODDAMNED NECK

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    @ BRUNO

    I think it was stupid that they suspended the kid for that but your still a idiot!

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    I agree that we need to be vigilant around our children, and to protect them from things that are dangerous. But it seems that there is a 'zero tolerance' rule in effect here that MUST have some common sense added in! It may have been appropriate for the teacher to say "Josh, please don't shoot your classmates with your pop tart." 'Nuf said.

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    What kind of lobotomized idiot is being paid to teach children that thinks a "poptart gun" is worthy of any sort of punishment? It's worthy of a chuckle and a pat on the head. Try not to be force fed all of your opinions from the news and media... you just might turn out like this disgrace of a teacher.

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    this is horrible. Ridiculous over a poptart gun .
    Stop Being Afraid of other Americans,of other religions of other classes of other nations. You're Americans Act Like It. Anonymous

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    americans really think the whole world is after them..............

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    Please stop with the stupid recipe links. We realize you're affiliated with that other site. We get it. You're making your previously enjoyable articles extremely tiresome.




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