Like daughter, like mother?
Years after she allegedly orchestrated the release of the Kim Kardashian sex tape, a new report suggests Kris Jenner may have one of her own soon on the market.
Excuse us while we go vomit...
According to The National Enquirer, “insiders believe the mastermind of the Kardashian empire may have been caught on video during the 1980s, when she and her late husband Robert lived a wild lifestyle."
After all this time, with Jenner such a huge name in her own right, the tabloid claims such footage could "threatens" the family's $75 million fortune.
Or double it. Apparently The Enquirer forgot which family we're talking about here.
What is this article based on?
The fool proof claim that Robert Robert Kardashian once told his good friend O.J. Simpson that he “overheard Kris telling her girlfriend all about the scandalous tape.”
So... wait: when was the tape made? With whom? Is there any hard evidence?
Who cares?!? There's some minute chance that a Kris Jenner sex tape might exist! Forget the gloves that did not fit. Why hasn't anyone asked O.J. about this yet?