Ian Somerhalder to Car Thief: You're a Dick!

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Someone has gone ahead and pissed off a vampire.

Ian Somerhalder took to Instagram today and directly addressed the thief who broke into his car last night and stole his iPod.

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"Times are tough I know-but whoever smashed my window last night&stole my iPod-you're in Luck;I just put some great new music on it!" the 34-year-old Vampire Diaries star wrote, linking to a photo of the damage. "You're a dick FYI..."

Allow us to second that sentiment.

Somerhalder is one of the most beloved stars out there. He's charitable, he's friendly and if he gets cast as Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, the entire Internet might explode.

That would be pretty cool, right?

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    Paula m.melito is a gril not guy

    I am gril not a guy ok yes I whant Ian j. Somerhalder I am a gril not guy who like ian j. Somerhalder

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    Paula m. Melito

    How big is Ian j.somehalder I know how it is about 9-10 inch dick and big ball,s I like he brish and he hair dick and ball,s and he hair ass I like it I whant to have sex whit Ian j. Somerhalder yes

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    Terry Allen Fitzgerald

    you know what Damon would do, rip his throat out. haha

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    Sonja Stewart

    He is soooo awesome and I love 50 shades of Grey and he would be perfect.....at least he fits MY fantasy of Mr Grey;-)

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    Joanna

    Agreed, Ive been rooting for him to get cast in that movie. Kudos to him for being so awesome