Ian Somerhalder to Car Thief: You're a Dick!

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Someone has gone ahead and pissed off a vampire.

Ian Somerhalder took to Instagram today and directly addressed the thief who broke into his car last night and stole his iPod.

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"Times are tough I know-but whoever smashed my window last night&stole my iPod-you're in Luck;I just put some great new music on it!" the 34-year-old Vampire Diaries star wrote, linking to a photo of the damage. "You're a dick FYI..."

Allow us to second that sentiment.

Somerhalder is one of the most beloved stars out there. He's charitable, he's friendly and if he gets cast as Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, the entire Internet might explode.

That would be pretty cool, right?

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I am gril not a guy ok yes I whant Ian j. Somerhalder I am a gril not guy who like ian j. Somerhalder

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How big is Ian j.somehalder I know how it is about 9-10 inch dick and big ball,s I like he brish and he hair dick and ball,s and he hair ass I like it I whant to have sex whit Ian j. Somerhalder yes

Terry allen fitzgerald

you know what Damon would do, rip his throat out. haha

Sonja stewart

He is soooo awesome and I love 50 shades of Grey and he would be perfect.....at least he fits MY fantasy of Mr Grey;-)

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Agreed, Ive been rooting for him to get cast in that movie. Kudos to him for being so awesome <3

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Simple and to the point lol. "You're a d*ck!". I ♥ Ian. Hes awesome XD.

Ian Somerhalder Biography

Ian Somerhalder Photo Ian Somerhalder got his big break as the character of Boone on Lost. In the spring of 2009, it was announced that he'd help anchor a... More »
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Ian Somerhalder
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