Someone has gone ahead and pissed off a vampire.
Ian Somerhalder took to Instagram today and directly addressed the thief who broke into his car last night and stole his iPod.
"Times are tough I know-but whoever smashed my window last night&stole my iPod-you're in Luck;I just put some great new music on it!" the 34-year-old Vampire Diaries star wrote, linking to a photo of the damage. "You're a dick FYI..."
Allow us to second that sentiment.
Somerhalder is one of the most beloved stars out there. He's charitable, he's friendly and if he gets cast as Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, the entire Internet might explode.
That would be pretty cool, right?