We’ve seen Lindsay Lohan nude a dozen or so times by now, but the star has not been reduced to doing porn to make ends meet (give it until 2014).
She is getting the porn parody treatment, however.
Vivid Entertainment is prepping a porn version of Lohan’s upcoming film The Canyons, and are currently casting the coveted, leg-spreading part of Lindsay.
Sources say Vivid is down to three candidates.
Can you handle the suspense? The producers are having a hard time with it, actually, and even reached out to The Canyons brain trust for help deciding.
Seriously. They offered them the chance to help choose the lead, saying, “We’ll even send the winner to your offices to thank you personally for choosing her.”
How can anyone say no to that … ironically, the porn stars auditioning for the role may actually have their $h!t together in life more than Lindsay herself.
Also hilarious? The sought-after male lead in The Canyons porn spoof is reportedly James Deen … who stars in the actual film alongside Lohan as well.
In the unlikely event that the porn star didn’t bone Lindsay Lohan on the set, he’ll get a chance to do so vigorously with a doppelganger before long.
Any ideas for what they might title this work of movie gold?