Washington woman Donna Lange is accused of using her breasts to smother and kill her boyfriend after an altercation at their mobile home last Saturday.
Talk about too much of a good thing.
Lange is believed to have suffocated her boyfriend to death with her boobs after witnesses saw her throw her boyfriend down in the back of the mobile home.
She was later found by witnesses with her chest covering the victim's face.
The size difference between Lange and her boyfriend could make such a feat possible; she's 5'6" and 192 pounds, he was 5'7" and 175 pounds.
This is not the first use of breasts as weapons in the recent past.
In November, German lawyer Tim Schmidt claimed his girlfriend tried to smother him with her 38DD breasts. Schmidt said she pretended it was a sex game.
A U.K. mother of three also nearly smothered her boyfriend with her 40LL breasts while they were having sex in 2010, mistaking his flailing for excitement.
The breasts above, obviously, do not belong to the accused murderer. We just used this as a shameless excuse to post more Kate Upton bikini photos.
Sorry / you're welcome.