Last night’s Miss America pageant saw Mallory Hagan win the coveted tiara, but also offered a host of fascinating, LOL-tastic revelations from the contestants.
For example, Miss Iowa (whose real name is Mariah Carey, seriously) says she only supports marijuana for medical or recreational use ... so basically everything:
Meanwhile, Miss California Leah Cecil thinks euthanasia is a vaccine apparently:
Luckily for Miss California, this happened before the competition in a segment for ABC's Good Morning America called “Beauty Pageant Confidential.”
Luckily for you, that segment made its way online. And contains unintentionally comedic gems such as explanations of bombshell bras and butt glue: