Oh, joyful occasion: It's here!!!
Ensuring that January 31 will forever be known as Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Day, the reality star just posted a photo to Instagram with the hashtag "#PoppedOuttaNowhere!" and the caption: "Well hello there!"
Greet the protracted tummy yourself right now, readers:
Khloe Kardashian tugs at her sister's top in the image, while the location of other family members at the time this picture was snapped is unknown.
But we can only assume Kris Jenner was negotiation with a tabloid for first-baby-photo rights, while Kris Humphries was flying to Chicago for a game with the Bulls.
What? He's her husband.