Wedding bells will not be ringing any time soon for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.
Yes, they are expecting, but Kim is still married to Kris Humphries and neither side appears to be budging in the world's most ridiculous divorce case.
But that doesn't mean Kardashian and West won't soon be exchanging rings, as a new report claims the couple will take part in a commitment ceremony.
“Kanye is very traditional,” a Kimye source says of the plan. “He’d have liked to marry Kim now they are having a baby. But with Kim still married to someone else, there is not much else he can do. It won’t be official like a wedding because Kanye wants that to be extra special when the time comes."
Ah-ha! So the time will come?!?
The insider did not elaborate, simply focusing instead on this contrived non-binding ceremony.
"They will still exchange rings - they just won’t wear them on their wedding fingers. One of Kim’s friends is lending them his $15 million Malibu beach mansion and the entire bash will take place there.
"It’ll be a lot more low-key than a wedding.”
Sorry, that must be a typo. We thought the mole used the term "low-key" to describe Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.