Cats. They're gonna do what they're gonna do.
There is no pretense of loyalty or emotion between owner and feline - or if there is, it's going to be on the animal's terms. If they're not feeling it, you'll know it.
Case in point? This awesome video of one cat owner attempting to shower his pet with affection, only to be given "the paw" and shut down numerous times.
Okay, got it. That will be all now ...