Let's face it: The Lord of the Rings is really just an 11-hour New Zealand tourism commercial.
The blockbuster essentially features a fantasy boy band and all its (white!) members do is walk... and walk... and walk some more.
So states the hilarious new "Honest" trailer for this epic trilogy, as the folks who also explained The Hunger Games in depth have taken aim at Peter Jackson and company.
Just in time for the release of The Hobbit, watch now: