Lindsay Lohan: Will She Get Sloshed Tonight?!

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Despite this being a day that seems tailor-made for her, Lindsay Lohan says she's opting to stay in on New Year's Eve and spend a low-key night with family and friends.

We know. ROFL.

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The 26-year-old, according to TMZ, is determined to start 2013 off on a good note, and that means making a good impression on the judge hearing her case.

Staring at eight months in jail if she effs up again, or even if she doesn't, LiLo won't be at any parties or clubs as 2012 ends ... if you believe this at all.

Lindsay Lohan's alleged plans include a small, quiet dinner in London, then back to her hotel before the ball drops to hang out with family and friends.

That plan would considerably lower the odds of the train wreck getting arrested tonight. Previously, they were 2:1. If she stays in, they're more like 7:2.

Kidding. We made those odds up just now. Although you have to admit, they're pretty realistic. You wanna hedge your LiLo bets on NYE fo sho.

Lindsay Lohan: Can she stay clean?

 

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Bitch get your dirty smelly ass out to a club tonight and get aressted make my new year night a happy one with you in jail!!!!!!! PS take that drunk coke whore mother with you!!!!!!!!!!!

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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